Agents of S.H.I.E.LD.: Your Guide To Comic Book Acronyms

Aside from short-lived deaths, there's no trope comic books love more than acronyms. Able to turn even the simplest of words into the most serpentine set of initials, acronyms have been a world-building staple for DC and Marvel since Nick Fury was out howling with his commandos. 

And tonight, pop culture's most famous acronym, S.H.I.E.L.D. returns to television with the midseason premiere of Marvel's Agents of Shield. But before you tune in, ask yourself: Do you even know what S.H.I.E.L.D. stands for? If your guess stops short at "Strategic…something," don't worry, you're not the only one. In fact, ask any comic reader worth their salt to unpack an acronym, and most will usually com up empty-handed.

That's where ComicBook.com comes in. In honor of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s return tonight, we present the ultimate bible on comic book acronyms. Consider this your go-bible on all  the things  that are condensed, abbreviated, or initialed in the four-colored universes we love so much. 

Marvel Universe

S.H.I.E.L.D.: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division

J.A.R.V.I.S.: Tony Stark's artificial intelligence system in the Marvel Cinematic Universe—Just A Rather Very Intelligent System (zing)

S.W.O.R.D—Marvel's Cosmic equivalent to S.H.I.E.L.D.: Sentient World Observation and Response Department.

H.A.M.M.E.R.—Norman Osborn's evil replacement for S.H.I.E.L.D. during the Dark Reign storyline: Surprisingly enough, Marvel has never given a definition to the acronym.

A.I.M.—A terrorist organization within the Marvel Universe: Advanced Idea Mechanics. 

M.O.D.O.K.—A tragically deformed (and creepy) super villain created by A.I.M. in the Marvel Universe: Mental Mechanized Organism Designed Only for Killing.

S.T.R.I.K.E.—A counter-terrorism agency similar to S.H.I.E.L.D.: Special Tactical Reserve for International Key Emergencies.

DC Universe

A.R.G.U.S.—DC's metahuman intelligence organization and equivalent to S.H.I.E.L.D., run by Amanda Waller. : Advanced Research Group Uniting Super-Humans.

S.H.A.D.E.—A government organization that investigates paranormal and supernatural phenomena: Super Human Advanced Defense Executive.

L.E.G.I.O.N.— An interstellar peace-keeping organization: Licensed Extra-Governmental Interstellar Operatives Network.

R.E.B.E.L.S.—A space-faring team of aliens, headlined by Lobo and Adam Strange: Revolutionary Elite Brigade to Eradicate L.E.G.I.O.N. Supremacy

S.T.R.I.P.E.—The armored suit worn by DC Character Pat Dugan: Special Tactics Robotic Integrated Power Enhance

O.M.A.C.—A nanite-powered superhero backed by the Satellite Brother Eye.: One Man Army Corp.

S.T.A.R. Labs: Home of the DC Universe's top scientists and researchers. It is currently a major component of The CW's Flash series :Science and Technology Advanced Research Laboratories

WildC.A.T.S.—A superhero team that originated in Jim Lee's Windstorm Universe. Wild Covert Action Teams

SHAZAM —Billy Batson's magically powered alter ego. Until recently, he was known as Captain Marvel: Solomon, Hercules, Atlas, Zeus, Achilles and Mercury (The names of God's whom Billy embodies when he becomes SHAZAM)

A.P.E.S.—An international defensive and offensive agency with ties to the U.S. Government: All Purpose Enforcement Squad.

Valiant Universe

The H.A.R.D. Corps.—A tactical unit trained and tasked for engaging Harbingers: The Harbingers Active Resistance Division

G.A.T.E.— A global defensive and offensive organization that watches over super-powered activities: Global Agency for Threat Excision. 

Were there any favorite acronyms of yours that we missed? Let us know in the comments below.