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Superman and Wonder Woman’s Online Dating Profiles Revealed

Now there’s a headline that never seemed likely to be written.

Earlier this morning, DC Entertainment and Match.com rolled out a look at the Match.com dating profiles of Superman and Wonder Woman.

Maybe it’s just too early in the morning for my sense of humor to kick in, but this feels like a meme you’d find on your parents’ Facebook wall, and not a real thing. But it’s legit.

Each of the profiles is full of a bunch of jokes that, if you worked for an online dating company, you’d probably find hilarious (He’s looking for his Super Girl!), but which are just about forty years too late to be really side-splitting for the average reader.

Still, you can check them out by clicking on the thumbnail for an enlargement. Provided you really wanted to know that Wonder Woman is into Twilight.

The highlights of the profiles, as described on match.com’s blog:

Match.com has uncovered the retired dating profiles of both Superman and Wonder Woman, hot off the heels of DC Comics’ exclusive reveal of the new power couple’s ‘super’ first kiss. The profiles of the two formerly single superheroes reveal details surrounding their unique dating preferences, eclectic backgrounds, and distinctive interests.

Highlights of Superman’s profile included:

–Interests: Volunteering, Current Events, Agriculture, Air Travel, Truth, Justice, The American Way

–Sports and Exercise: Racing bullets, Overpowering locomotives, Jumping over tall buildings, Counter-rotating the Earth to fix screw-ups

–For Fun: I like meeting new people and helping others, but sometimes I do enjoy my solitude—I have a pretty sweet man cave!

Highlights of Wonder Woman’s profile included:

–Pets I Have: I had a mythical winged horse once but it magically turned into my invisible jet—er, cats. I like cats.

–College: I completed the Amazonian Trials (it’s like a master’s degree)

–For Fun: Battling for justice! Stamping out inequality! Romance novels about vampires.