DJ Qualls' Captain America Audition Reel From CONAN Show

Conan O'Brien found actor DJ Qualls' "lost audition tape" for the role of Captain America and aired it on CONAN. The undersized star of Road Trip and The New Guy took up Captain America's shield to defend himself from fruit, flying babies, and a less than appealing Scarlett Johansson stand in, while spouting "classic" lines like, "I'm here to punch Nazis and !@#$ hot German chicks." Let's just say we can see why he didn't get the role. CONAN airs weeknights on TBS.