Highest Rated Episodes
Roger become concerned about outliving the family; Klaus builds a convenience store in the attic.
Hayley organises a strike in the C.I.A; The family watch Breaking Bad in reverse, and discover the show is hiding a scavenger ...read more Hayley organises a strike in the C.I.A; The family watch Breaking Bad in reverse, and discover the show is hiding a scavenger hunt. show less
Roger's past comes back to haunt him.
Steve profiles Stan for an essay contest at school; Francine uses a port-a-potty
Suspicious about Hayley’s mysterious, newfound wealth, Francine decides to get to the bottom of it. Roger sets out to make ...read more Suspicious about Hayley’s mysterious, newfound wealth, Francine decides to get to the bottom of it. Roger sets out to make Stan an internet celebrity. show less
Hayley makes Jeff get a friend to add some mystery to their relationship but gets more mystery than she bargained for. Francine ...read more Hayley makes Jeff get a friend to add some mystery to their relationship but gets more mystery than she bargained for. Francine attempts to grow the world's longest fingernails. show less
Klaus house sits for the Smiths while they are away on vacation. Roger investigates the origin of powerful winds plaguing the ...read more Klaus house sits for the Smiths while they are away on vacation. Roger investigates the origin of powerful winds plaguing the Eastern Seaboard. show less
Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan's car after Stan refuses to pay for a life-saving surgery. Steve ...read more Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan's car after Stan refuses to pay for a life-saving surgery. Steve and his friends prank Roger's Frank character and he terrorizes them for revenge. show less
Steve and Snot's friendship is put to the test when their mothers get in a fight.
Stan and Francine inject some much-needed fire into their relationship.
When Francine finds out that Stan is involved with slot car racing, she becomes less attracted to him. Meanwhile Roger becomes a ...read more When Francine finds out that Stan is involved with slot car racing, she becomes less attracted to him. Meanwhile Roger becomes a stewardess and performs comedy routines on planes and gets mad when people find the other stewardess funnier. show less
To save a beloved restaurant from closing, Stan must bring the 1950s back to Langley.
Steve and the boys take part in a prison experiment to earn some cash. Meanwhile, Stan deals with the death of his CIA ...read more Steve and the boys take part in a prison experiment to earn some cash. Meanwhile, Stan deals with the death of his CIA groundskeeper friend. show less
Francine helps Hayley take a break from their marriages. Stan and Jeff pretend to be frontiersmen.
Francine helps Greg out with the news and becomes a news anchor. In the meantime Roger, Haley and Steve set out to find a boy ...read more Francine helps Greg out with the news and becomes a news anchor. In the meantime Roger, Haley and Steve set out to find a boy pictured in a 1990's board game. show less
Stan gets upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Haley and Jeff are trying to have a baby, Steve and Klaus join a ...read more Stan gets upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Haley and Jeff are trying to have a baby, Steve and Klaus join a drug gang. show less
Steve becomes the most hated person in town after he convinces the star quarterback player of the Bazooka Sharks to quit. ...read more Steve becomes the most hated person in town after he convinces the star quarterback player of the Bazooka Sharks to quit. Meanwhile Haley is forced to become a cab driver to pay Roger's gambling debt. show less
When Stan discovers anonymous love letters written to Francine, he worries that this secret admirer could threaten their ...read more When Stan discovers anonymous love letters written to Francine, he worries that this secret admirer could threaten their relationship. show less
Social Services threatens to take Steve away from the family when someone files a complaint about Steve’s chaotic home life.
Francine is jealous of the new and improved Klaus and vows to take him down.
Stan and Steve enter an e-sports game tournament to save the world. The rest of the family get stuck in a banister.
Hayley takes off her headband and becomes a businesswoman. Stan plans a party.
Steve and Snot go to summer camp, but each wants something different out of the experience. Meanwhile, Roger organizes a ...read more Steve and Snot go to summer camp, but each wants something different out of the experience. Meanwhile, Roger organizes a "Burning Man" in the Smith's backyard for the anniversary of Hayley and Jeff. Stan and Francine get caught up in the celebration. show less
Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a sexy supervillain to incite Stan to be more seductive. Roger tricks Hayley and ...read more Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a sexy supervillain to incite Stan to be more seductive. Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so he can take revenge on him. show less
Stan finally decides to do something about his secret baldness and enlists the help of Josay Bosay, Roger's famed ...read more Stan finally decides to do something about his secret baldness and enlists the help of Josay Bosay, Roger's famed hair-stylist-to-the-stars persona. show less
The judgmental voice in Hayley's head makes it impossible for her to enjoy a girls' night with Nerfer and Danuta.
Steve narrates his day, in the style of "Trapped in the Closet" by R. Kelly; Roger's basketball playing persona, ...read more Steve narrates his day, in the style of "Trapped in the Closet" by R. Kelly; Roger's basketball playing persona, "Billy Jesusworth" and Stan play against each other in a basketball tournament. show less
When Stan realizes he can't cry, he asks Steve to teach him empathy.
Stan gets in over his head trying to impress Toshi's dad. Klaus and Jeff head to the country for a weekend getaway.
Stan loses his faith in religion after Steve questions everything in the Bible. He takes the family to Korea to investigate the ...read more Stan loses his faith in religion after Steve questions everything in the Bible. He takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented Noah's Ark. show less
Stan takes the family to church and Steve questions everything. Stan decides to help Steve develop some faith, but the plan ...read more Stan takes the family to church and Steve questions everything. Stan decides to help Steve develop some faith, but the plan backfires when Steve points out logical flaws with faith and religion. Stan spirals into a deep depression where he attempts to find pleasure and meaning in life, but finds none. When Stan almost drowns in a pool he has a vision of God. Stan believes that he is the new Noah and that he must get his family to an ark in order to survive the flood. show less
Stan goes to great lengths to find the right couple's activity for him and Francine. Hayley and Steve look into some ...read more Stan goes to great lengths to find the right couple's activity for him and Francine. Hayley and Steve look into some mysterious markings they find on the doorframe. show less
Stan tries a new, cutting edge parenting approach DNA splicing.
Francine hosts a dinner party, even though a serial killer who attacks dinner parties is terrorising the town.
The Smiths get new neighbors! Meanwhile, Roger dreads having to be a little boy's kite for a day.
Hayley and Jeff help one of Roger's personas run a solar company.
When Stan doesn't feel confident in anything but his suits, Roger assumes a fashion designer persona to craft him a ...read more When Stan doesn't feel confident in anything but his suits, Roger assumes a fashion designer persona to craft him a life-changing new wardrobe. Hayley and Jeff raise chickens in the back yard. show less
Steve starts a work-study program and discovers that not all is what it seems at Channel 3 News. Roger seeks redemption in the ...read more Steve starts a work-study program and discovers that not all is what it seems at Channel 3 News. Roger seeks redemption in the Nashville country music scene. show less
Roger helps Francine with her terrible cooking by bringing her to a remote Patagonian island. Stan gets a nail in his head and ...read more Roger helps Francine with her terrible cooking by bringing her to a remote Patagonian island. Stan gets a nail in his head and can’t speak. show less
Roger helps Stan enter Francine’s dreams after he becomes insecure about their contents.
Stan insists everyone help him recreate the rustic family ski trips of his childhood while Klaus falls in love with a tech ...read more Stan insists everyone help him recreate the rustic family ski trips of his childhood while Klaus falls in love with a tech support operator. show less
Jeff, Francine and Roger decide to team up and start their own bus tour business, with murderous results.
Francine dreams of having a larger family and wonders if being adopted has affected her view of families. Hayley encourages ...read more Francine dreams of having a larger family and wonders if being adopted has affected her view of families. Hayley encourages Francine to track down her birth parents. Francine finds her family and attends a family reunion. At the union, the family patron decides to whittle his large family down by trapping them on the property and forcing them to fight each other. Meanwhile, Stan becomes obsessed with the TV show "American Pickers". show less
Stan and the family go out to dinner at a buffet restaurant. Roger becomes a flower.
Stan keeps erasing his family's memories, forcing them to redo Father's Day until they get it right.
A lunar misstep sends Roger on an unexpected detour to New Mexico