Want dating advice? Ask Sex Criminals.
...No, wait. That didn't come out right.
Matt Fraction and Chip Zdarsky, the creative team behind the acclaimed Image Comics series Sex Criminals, dished romantic advice to readers of Entertainment Weekly this week.
Fraction and Zdarsky, who recently ended a long-term, committed relationship with his local Applebee's, offered up some pretty solid pearls of wisdom there, including trolling the weapons (mostly knives) dealers at Comic Con for dates, telling a series of awful stories to see when your date will walk out, and breaking up on New Year's Eve as the ball was dropping.
You can check out the video at the link above. Sex Criminals Volume 2: Two Worlds, One Cop is coming in February.