Cooking Mama Fans Think The New Game Was a Cryptocurrency Conspiracy
Over the last week, Nintendo Switch owners have been baffled by the bizarre release of Cooking [...]
These are tough times for everyone.
prevnextyall are so mean to cooking mama,, mama is trying her best in these trying times
— wesley — dazai ♡︡ (@s9sukes) April 6, 2020
At least it's giving everyone a fun distraction!
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— Self Quarantined Hero “slowbeef” (@slowbeef) April 6, 2020
Cooking Mama will not accept this slander.
prevnextI’m so glad I didn’t get the new Cooking Mama! She hasn’t made a game in so long she’s resorted to cyber crimes!
— Dani Omega (@Dani_Omega_) April 6, 2020
It's a weird world.
prevnextWhen I was a kid cellphones still blew people's minds and now there's a Cooking Mama bitcoin scam and an emo band is headlining a Minecraft benefit concert so basically what I'm asking is how do we all not die of culture shock every day
— Scicky Longstocking (@_scicky) April 6, 2020
Number one, how dare you?
prevnextI don’t know about y’all but I for one ALWAYS knew cooking mama was a narc.
— etheral nightmare owl (@stayhexed) April 6, 2020
She just wants her game back.
prevnextsomeone check on Cooking Mama she has had a day
— ρҽρρα 🍄🌿 (@pepofthewild) April 6, 2020
Now people are scared of her for a different reason!
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I used to be scared of cooking mama getting angry
— ooblt (@oobltishiding) April 6, 2020
I'd watch that Netflix documentary.
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Too busy processing cooking mama to engage with the tiger wife murder thing
— chick and 10 der (@nin10dette) April 6, 2020
Or, it might turn out to be something boring. We'll see.
prevthe new cooking mama game might not be as dangerous as we once thought but there is clearly a deep story behind it that is going to be slowly uncovered
— exiled peggy (@lesbianbabadook) April 6, 2020