Eager to spend $60 on some NES retro swag, but can't find an NES Classic Edition console anywhere for a reasonable price? Fear not! The fine folks over at Merchoid have created a hoodie just for you. You can now literally wrap yourself in retro NES goodness. This stylish hoodie will not only keep you warm, it also offers the perfect torso-hugging cocoon into which you can wrap yourself and cry when you eventually fail to find and order the Super NES Classic Edition! Check out all of the glamour shots and get a much closer look at the details in the gallery
Before you get too excited, this hoodie does not come with a Power Glove. Look at that dude, though. Look how cool he is with his retro hoodie and sunglasses. He looks like he's about to go rob a GameStop using his Power Glove like Doomfist. If I saw that guy walking toward me, I'd cross the street. But you: you won't look so threatening. You'll just look cool.
"Zip up, plug in and play. Revisit childhood memories with the Nintendo: NES Classic Hoodie. Utilising the original colour pallet of the entertainment system, this slick greytone hoodie is ideal for those looking to show off their gaming pedigree.
"Side scrolling through an 8-bit universe with only two options A or B, precision and skill were what was required to be a NES gaming champion. Featuring clean lines, body panelling, two front pockets and NES button detailing on the front, its elegant design will ensure it becomes an instant classic."
You can pre-order the hoodie right now from Merchoid's website here. You'll notice when you get to the website that they'll urge you pre-order right away since stock is extremely limited. Apparently, there are only a few hoodies left at this point. Whether they're trying to be funny or actually running short on stock, you have to admit, it's kind of hilarious. You can catch a few more detailed shots in the gallery below.