Grand Theft Auto Online Valentine's Update Introduces Huge Bonuses and Rewards

Grand Theft Auto online is swooping in to make this Valentine's Day special for all of the wrong reasons, and we love it. Don't have any date night plans with a special someone? That doesn't mean you have to be alone! Spend the night online with your friends and participate in some select adversary modes for special rewards! You're also getting a sweet new car our of it.

This is the Vapid Hustler, which you'll be able to find at Legendary Motorsport. If you can't heat up your apartment with some steamy romance (gross), you might as well heat up the roadways with this classically-inspired hot-rod! If you're low on cash, five seasonally appropriate adversary modes will be offering up some bonus rewards, which Rockstar outlined this morning in a press release:

Till Death Do Us Part: Up to four pairs of star-crossed lovers take part in the ultimate GTA Online quadruple date: each couple has one life between them, so remember to look out for your partner - if they die, so do you.

Slasher: The shotgun-wielding Slasher stalks up to seven Hunted, equipped only with flashlights. After three minutes, the Hunted get shotguns of their own to turn the tables on the Slasher.

Resurrection: Nothing says 'team building exercise' like bringing your buddy back into the game by shooting some chump on the other team in the back of the head. But remember that it goes both ways - until you've wiped them out completely, they can always come back.

Deadline: Suit up and outmaneuver the enemy while mounted upon a blazingly fast Nagasaki Shotaro. Emitting a devastating beam of light in your wake as you ride through the arena, competitors unfortunate enough to come into contact with your trail meet an immediate and fiery end.

Lost vs. Damned: It's Angels against Devils in the ultimate battle of the soul. Each match flips between day and night for 60 seconds at a clip, with advantages including regenerated Armor and Health and improved weapon options depending on the time – day for the Angels and night for the Devils.

Of course, if you've been playing GTA Online for a while, you know you can expect a heaping serving of discounts with this update as well. Here's the full lineup from this morning's release:

Vehicle Discounts

• Albany Roosevelt (Sports Classic) – 25% off

• Albany Roosevelt Valor (Sports Classic) – 25% off

• HVY Barrage (Military) – 35% off (Buy It Now & Trade Price)

• Nagasaki Shotaro (Motorcycle) – 25% off (available for purchase after completing a round of Deadline)

• RCV (Emergency) – 35% off (Buy It Now & Trade Price)

• Ocelot Stromberg (Sports Classic/Weaponized) – 25% off (Buy It Now & Trade Price)

• Nagasaki Buzzard (Attack Helicopter) – 25% off

Dynasty8 Discounts

• All 10-car Properties (including High-End Apartments, Garages and Stilt Houses) – 25% off

• Executive Offices – 25% off

Clothing and Accessories Discounts

• All Valentine's clothing – 25% off

• Doomsday Heist Tattoos – 25% off

• Smuggler's Run clothing – 25% off