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S3:E1 Ear-Sy Rider

Bob's Burgers
09/30/2012 01:00 pm EDT

While a biker gang begins hanging out at the restaurant, Louise goes through a crisis after a teenager steals her bunny ear hat.

S3:E2 Full Bars

Bob's Burgers
10/07/2012 01:01 pm EDT

On Halloween, the kids run into bullies when they go trick-or-treating in the rich neighborhood, while Bob and Linda attend a ...read more On Halloween, the kids run into bullies when they go trick-or-treating in the rich neighborhood, while Bob and Linda attend a party where someone kills Teddy's pet guinea pig. show less

S3:E3 Bob Fires the Kids

Bob's Burgers
11/04/2012 01:01 pm EST

Fearing that he is ruining their childhoods, Bob fires the kids from their jobs at the restaurant, but they just end up working ...read more Fearing that he is ruining their childhoods, Bob fires the kids from their jobs at the restaurant, but they just end up working for hippies who run a marijuana farm, instead. show less

S3:E4 Mutiny on the Windbreaker

Bob's Burgers
11/11/2012 01:02 pm EST

Bob brings the family along when he is hired to be a chef on a docked cruise ship, so they can see his skills outside the ...read more Bob brings the family along when he is hired to be a chef on a docked cruise ship, so they can see his skills outside the restaurant. show less

S3:E5 An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal

Bob's Burgers
11/18/2012 01:02 pm EST

In order to entice an old flame who is only attracted to married men, Mr. Fischoeder bribes Bob into letting him pass off Linda ...read more In order to entice an old flame who is only attracted to married men, Mr. Fischoeder bribes Bob into letting him pass off Linda and the kids as his own family, but the situation ruins all of Bob's Thanksgiving traditions. show less

S3:E6 The Deepening

Bob's Burgers
11/25/2012 01:03 pm EST

Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical movie shark as an attraction for his amusement park, but the kids accidentally let it loose on ...read more Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical movie shark as an attraction for his amusement park, but the kids accidentally let it loose on the town, forcing Bob and Teddy to save the day. show less

S3:E7 Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks

Bob's Burgers
12/02/2012 01:03 pm EST

Tina is wracked with guilt when Bob forces her to lie about an accident that occurred when he let her drive his car, but a shady ...read more Tina is wracked with guilt when Bob forces her to lie about an accident that occurred when he let her drive his car, but a shady insurance adjuster sees through their ploy and blackmails Bob into committing more insurance fraud. show less

S3:E8 The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Bob's Burgers
12/09/2012 01:04 pm EST

An incredibly annoying girl develops a crush on Gene, but he can't bring himself to dump her after he finds out her father ...read more An incredibly annoying girl develops a crush on Gene, but he can't bring himself to dump her after he finds out her father has a music studio in their home. show less

S3:E9 Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins

Bob's Burgers
12/16/2012 01:04 pm EST

'Tis the season for strange holiday mannequins.

S3:E10 Mother Daughter Laser Razor

Bob's Burgers
01/06/2013 01:05 pm EST

Linda struggles to connect with Louise when they attend a mother-daughter seminar, while Bob takes Tina to get her legs waxed.

S3:E11 Nude Beach

Bob's Burgers
01/13/2013 01:06 pm EST

It's dingles and dongles and birthday suits.

S3:E12 Broadcast Wagstaff School News

Bob's Burgers
01/27/2013 01:06 pm EST

Tina is on a mission to unmask the middle school.

S3:E13 My Fuzzy Valentine

Bob's Burgers
02/10/2013 01:07 pm EST

Bob gets romantic.

S3:E14 Lindapendant Woman

Bob's Burgers
02/17/2013 01:07 pm EST

Linda quits the restaurant and takes up a job at a grocery store.

S3:E15 O.T.: The Outside Toilet

Bob's Burgers
03/03/2013 01:08 pm EST

Eugene encounters a mysterious talking toilet.

S3:E16 Topsy

Bob's Burgers
03/10/2013 01:08 pm EDT

The Belcher kids take on a Thomas Edison fanatic.

S3:E17 Two for Tina

Bob's Burgers
03/17/2013 01:09 pm EDT

Tina finds herself in a love triangle.

S3:E18 It Snakes a Village

Bob's Burgers
03/24/2013 01:09 pm EDT

Bob and the family take a swinging vacation.

S3:E19 Family Fracas

Bob's Burgers
04/14/2013 01:10 pm EDT

The Belchers appear on a television game show.

S3:E20 The Kids Run the Restaurant

Bob's Burgers
04/21/2013 01:10 pm EDT

Things get "dicey".

S3:E21 Boyz 4 Now

Bob's Burgers
04/28/2013 01:11 pm EDT

Louise is horrified when she develops her first crush.

S3:E22 Carpe Museum

Bob's Burgers
05/05/2013 01:11 pm EDT

A school trip to the museum turns wild for the Belchers.

S3:E23 The Unnatural

Bob's Burgers
05/12/2013 01:12 pm EDT

Gene loses his confidence after playing badly during a baseball game so Linda sends him to a baseball coach.