Episodes
After Kyle clicks on the latest iTunes user agreement without reading it, Steve Jobs forces him to be an unwilling participant ...read more After Kyle clicks on the latest iTunes user agreement without reading it, Steve Jobs forces him to be an unwilling participant in his latest project. Meanwhile, Cartman equates his mom not giving him an iPad to sexual abuse. show less
After Jimmy declares that the Germans are the least funny people in the world in his comedy awards show, they retaliate by ...read more After Jimmy declares that the Germans are the least funny people in the world in his comedy awards show, they retaliate by creating "Funnybot" an automated comedian who is so funny that it puts all other comedians out of work. show less
During the televised Canadian royal wedding, the bride-to-be is kidnapped by an unknown entity. After a call to arms is issued ...read more During the televised Canadian royal wedding, the bride-to-be is kidnapped by an unknown entity. After a call to arms is issued to Canadians, Ike travels to Canada, abandoning his role in Mr. Mackey's kindergarten play about dental hygiene. show less
Thinking the school has posted the size of all the kid's penises for the whole school to see, Cartman works all the boys up ...read more Thinking the school has posted the size of all the kid's penises for the whole school to see, Cartman works all the boys up into tizzy. The principal decides it's time to address Cartman's anger issues by having him take anger management classes. Cartman uses his anger to enrage the class and hold a business hostage. Stan's dad decides to teach the students how to properly measure penis size, using complex mathematical formulas. show less
Feeling guilty after watching another commercial about helpless children set to Sarah McLachlan singing, Kyle volunteers and is ...read more Feeling guilty after watching another commercial about helpless children set to Sarah McLachlan singing, Kyle volunteers and is shocked to find Cartman helping crack babies at the hospital already. Kyle gets drawn into Cartman's despicable plot, thinking he can also help the crack babies. show less
A new Sushi shop moves into South Park and an Asian turf war is ignited between the "Japanese" owner of City Sushi and ...read more A new Sushi shop moves into South Park and an Asian turf war is ignited between the "Japanese" owner of City Sushi and the "Chinese" owner of City Wok. show less
Stan turns ten years old and suddenly things change and everything is seems like crap to him; music, movies, food, and life in ...read more Stan turns ten years old and suddenly things change and everything is seems like crap to him; music, movies, food, and life in general, and his friends can't stand him anymore. Randy's sudden obsession with Tween Wave music causes a rift in his marriage which this time may actually end it. show less
Stan is diagnosed with Asperger's but soon realizes that the disease isn't real. Meanwhile, Cartman creates a disgusting ...read more Stan is diagnosed with Asperger's but soon realizes that the disease isn't real. Meanwhile, Cartman creates a disgusting overnight food sensation. show less
During a game of border patrol vs. Mexicans, where the kids play the two groups, Butters goes missing and eventually winds up in ...read more During a game of border patrol vs. Mexicans, where the kids play the two groups, Butters goes missing and eventually winds up in Mexico where he becomes their new leader, Mantequilla. Suddenly legal and illegal alien Mexicans flood back across the border to Mexico for a better life because of the decline of the U.S. economy. Eric joins the U.S. border patrol and squares off against Butters. show less
Kids at South Park Elementary School become enthralled with a new website called EavesDropper, which updates daily with secrets ...read more Kids at South Park Elementary School become enthralled with a new website called EavesDropper, which updates daily with secrets students don't want to get out. After news of a student crapping his pants leaks, Principal Victoria and staff bribe Eric into finding a way to make the problem go away. Meanwhile Stan and Kyle try to stop the culprit responsible. show less
Randy discovers a secret: women give blow jobs after seeing stage musicals because there are hidden subliminal references to ...read more Randy discovers a secret: women give blow jobs after seeing stage musicals because there are hidden subliminal references to blow jobs in the songs and women don't know it. Shelly has a love interest. show less
Upset that the entire school has to exercise extra hard because one student, Eric, is too fat, the school plots revenge against ...read more Upset that the entire school has to exercise extra hard because one student, Eric, is too fat, the school plots revenge against him. When things dear to Eric start getting destroyed, he goes on a hunt to find out whom is responsible. show less
Upon Eric's advice, the boys use The History Channel's special on the first thanksgiving, to write their school report, ...read more Upon Eric's advice, the boys use The History Channel's special on the first thanksgiving, to write their school report, but Stan has misgivings when the special insists aliens were part of it. A secret organization, a pilgrim from outer space, a stuffing shortage, and war between two worlds hangs in the balance and only the boys are caught in the midst of it all. show less
After Kenny's parents are arrested and he and his siblings are sent to a foster home, Eric searches for who is the new poor ...read more After Kenny's parents are arrested and he and his siblings are sent to a foster home, Eric searches for who is the new poor kid in South Park and the results are shocking. Mysterion must help his brother and sister and the rest of the foster children get out of the abusive foster home. show less