Episodes
Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads which requires the help of a therapist.
Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.
After Dan Halen begins getting heat from the fact that he, himself, wins the "tricky two" lottery every week, he allows ...read more After Dan Halen begins getting heat from the fact that he, himself, wins the "tricky two" lottery every week, he allows the Cuyler family to become the 'lucky' winners. show less
Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.
Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he ...read more Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way. show less
Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay ...read more Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth. show less
Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. ...read more Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sheriff could prove helpful. show less
Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.
Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck ...read more Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out. show less
Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up.
Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see all of the exciting sites, including the famous corner where Kenny Rogers ...read more Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see all of the exciting sites, including the famous corner where Kenny Rogers shot that scene with the kids from Six Pack! show less
After hearing about Darwinism and 'survival of the fittest', Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, ...read more After hearing about Darwinism and 'survival of the fittest', Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers. show less
Dan Halen introduces Proposition 421 to overturn the laws barring liquor sales on Sundays. Early, out of alcohol, desperately ...read more Dan Halen introduces Proposition 421 to overturn the laws barring liquor sales on Sundays. Early, out of alcohol, desperately seeks some way to obtain some. show less
Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.