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S3:E1 Webnecks

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01/20/2008 07:06 am EST

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

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S3:E2 Beast Implants

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01/27/2008 07:07 am EST

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

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S3:E3 Tween Stream

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02/03/2008 07:07 am EST

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles for a television show, making him a celebrity.

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S3:E4 Wing Nut

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02/10/2008 07:08 am EST

Dan Halen decides to create genetically modified chickens for his restaurant.

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S3:E5 Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto is

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02/17/2008 07:08 am EST

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills. Full episode name: Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern ...read more Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills. Full episode name: Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, & Moderation" show less

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S3:E6 Earth Worst

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02/24/2008 07:09 am EST

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good ...read more After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles. show less

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S3:E7 The Good One

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03/02/2008 07:10 am EST

Because of Lil's failure to use condoms, the Cuyler family is faced with a large number of children, which Early attempts to ...read more Because of Lil's failure to use condoms, the Cuyler family is faced with a large number of children, which Early attempts to euthanize until he becomes attached to one of them. show less

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S3:E8 Sharif

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03/09/2008 07:10 am EDT

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and ...read more Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions. show less

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S3:E9 Condition: Demolition!

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03/16/2008 07:11 am EDT

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

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S3:E10 The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma

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03/23/2008 07:11 am EDT

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the ...read more After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family show less

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S3:E11 The Unbearable Heatness of Fire

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04/06/2008 07:12 am EDT

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

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S3:E12 Tuscaloosa Dumpling

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04/13/2008 07:13 am EDT

Rusty is put through a number of trails to prove that he is now a man, and is, in fact, ready for the tradition of going down to ...read more Rusty is put through a number of trails to prove that he is now a man, and is, in fact, ready for the tradition of going down to the Jiggle Hut and letting Trixie give him a "Tuscaloosa Dumpling". show less

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S3:E13 Armageddon it On!

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04/20/2008 07:13 am EDT

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

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S3:E14 Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

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04/27/2008 07:14 am EDT

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

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S3:E15 Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

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05/04/2008 07:15 am EDT

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

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S3:E16 An Officer and a Dental Dam

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05/11/2008 07:15 am EDT

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

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S3:E17 The Okaleechee Dam Jam

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05/18/2008 07:16 am EDT

When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he ...read more When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs. show less

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S3:E18 Pile M for Murder

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05/25/2008 07:17 am EDT

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain. Meanwhile, the Cuylers are facing their own ...read more Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain. Meanwhile, the Cuylers are facing their own troubles, doing all they can to overcome every obstacle stopping them from going 'muddin'. show less

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S3:E19 Mud Days and Cornfused

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06/01/2008 07:17 am EDT

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people ...read more During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'. show less

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S3:E20 Krystal, Light

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06/08/2008 07:18 am EDT

Krystal wins the lottery and has an "esophageal bypass" to lose weight. With the news of someone in the county having a ...read more Krystal wins the lottery and has an "esophageal bypass" to lose weight. With the news of someone in the county having a new fortune, Dan Halen can't help but try to take it from her with romantic moves. show less