Deadpool Launches 2016 El Presidente Campaign

By Brandon Davis

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By popular demand, Deadpool has officially announced he is exploring a run for President.

He has, however, run into a few issues, some which include: He's Canadian, he kills people, and we're all pretty sure he's insane.

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That being said, he has discovered a few encouraging reasons to run for the prestigious position of Presidency. Deadpool seems to have a few characteristics which make him a candidate:

  • Taking millions from wealthy "donors" to carry out their dirty work both here and abroad.
  • Probably inhaled.
  • A community dis-organizer.
  • Not afraid of elephants or donkeys. Cats maybe.
  • You want to talk about the issues? 'Cause Deadpool has tons of them.
  • Deadpool "gets" "social" "media"

With those factors considers, Deadpool is exploring his chances with a run for President. In totally unrelated and uncoordinated news, a SuperPac - which is totally unaffiliated with Mr. Pool - has been formed. The SuperPac is called "Weapon X-ers for Progress."

Deadpool for El Presidente 2016. Does he have your vote?

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