Deadpool's trailer has officially been released online. You knew that.
If you haven't yet watched the action packed raunch fest, allow Deadpool to give you the best two minutes of your life (until he treats you to about 90 more in a few months) by clicking here!
Assuming you have watched the explicit, hilarious, and relentless trailer, let's take a look at the five best lines the Deadpool trailer had to offer.
Deadpool hits theaters February 12, 2016.
Please Don't Make The Super Suit Green
Deadpool won't be the first time Ryan Reynolds plays a super hero. We all, Reynolds included, wish we could forget he played Green Lantern a few years ago, but that movie exists, nonetheless.
Wade Wilson, prior to becoming Deadpool, insists to the scientists transforming him, "Please don't make the super suit green! Or animated!" It's a reference to Reynolds portrayal of Hal Jordan, the Green Lantern.prevnext
It's So Bad Guys Can't See Me Bleed
Just before mowing down the bad guys, Deadpool opens up to them.
Wilson insists the men don't shoot, screaming, "Wait! You're probably wondering why the red suit." Yeah, Deadpool, we are wondering, why the red suit? "It's so bad guys can't see me bleed!" Hmm, makes sense!prevnext
He Wore The Brown Pants
Alright, just assume every line here is going to be one which made you laugh.
Just before Deadpool bursts out of the flipped SUV he starts toying with the apparent bad guys, starting with, "You're probably wondering why the red suit. Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed!"
But that's from the test footage, we've heard that before. The best part of this bit came when he singled out one of the baddies and said, "This guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants!" He won't be needing to change them after he...well, you get it.prevnext
With Great Power Comes Great Irresponsibility
You've heard it before - "With great power comes great responsibility." It's a Spider-Man (who was recently referenced in Ant-Man) line. At least, I hope you've heard it before.
But, Fox, with no rights to Spider-Man but a character who loves shattering the fourth wall and acknowledging the existence of everything, changed the line up a bit for the Deadpool trailer. It was never spoken out loud, but "With Great Power Comes Great Irresponsibility," was plastered across the screen between a few scenes.prevnext
I'm Touching Myself Tonight
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To cap off the trailer, it appears Deadpool will be capping himself off. After gunning down some enemies in ridiculous fashion, Deadpool erotically sniffs the smoking guns he shamelessly murdered the men with, exhales, and says, "I'm touching myself tonight."
It really nailed home Deadpool's tone.prev