Stephen Colbert Launches Star Wars: The Force Awakens Fake Spoilers As Defense Against Real Spoilers
Spoiler: There are trolls on the internet that are posting Star Wars: The Force Awakens spoilers. [...]
Spoiler: There are trolls on the internet that are posting Star Wars: The Force Awakens spoilers.
Sadly, the internet is filled with people that hate their depressing lives so much that they can only derive pleasure from ruining other people's enjoyment. To combat this wave of Star Wars spoilers flooding the internet, The Late Show's Stephen Colbert has launched "#SpoilerSpoilers." It's a countermeasure that encourages people to post fictitious spoilers for The Force Awakens.
Below, check out Colbert's fake Star Wars spoiler tweets and the actual segment that aired.
There's a scene where Chewbacca gets into some dark chocolate and has to spend the night at the vet. #spoilerspoilers
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) December 17, 2015
That tri-blade lightsaber turns out to be able to talk. Its catchphrase: “Hey! I'm lightsaberin' here!" #spoilerspoilers
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) December 17, 2015
Samuel L. Jackson comes back to life as Mace Windu and exclaims, "What's in your wallet?" #spoilerspoilers
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) December 17, 2015
Once everyone finds out they're delicious, the Ewoks are hunted to extinction. #spoilerspoilers
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) December 17, 2015
In this continuation of the Star Wars saga, balance returns to the Force as the First Order, emerging from the ashes of the Empire, clashes with the Resistance, which includes scrappy newcomers as well as heroes from the former Rebel Alliance.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens opens in U.S. theaters on December 18.