Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Gets an Honest Theme Song

The folks over at Dweebcast have provided fans with a fun, new theme song for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, set (loosely) to the tune of the classic animated theme song.

I won't lie; I found this more entertaining than I did the movie itself, even if by the time the steroid joke came around for the fourth time I was pretty done. In particular, the replacements for the descriptions of the Turtles are worth the price of admission alone.

You can see it embedded below.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is in theaters now. A sequel is planned for 2016.

Epic Fake Theme Song: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Dweebcast

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is out Friday and we kind of think this version of the turtles has a dirty little secret. The kind of dirty little secret that you buy from a sketchy dude at the gym named Randy and you have your workout buddy inject into your buttcheek when you think nobody's looking. We're talkin' 'bout steroids everybody. Anyway, this is our latest jam by our producer @chadneidt!