We're going to leave it right here for you, because it's a thing of beauty.
Of course, this is not safe for work. You should probably figure that out by the title.
During the day-long event, more than $240,00 was raised for Children's Miracle Network hospitals.
The book was released in 2011 and became an instant sensation; Marvel's The Avengers star Samuel L. Jackson performed the audiobook version, which is one of Audible's most-downloaded titles ever.