The 'Star Trek: TNG' Captain Picard Facepalm Bust Puts Your Dismay on Display
04/30/2018 03:42 pm EDT
The Star Trek: The Next Generation Captain Picard Facepalm Bust is the perfect desk accessory for our times. Think of it as a timesaver. Frustrated by a co-worker? Respond to them by pointing to Picard. Spam email? Send a picture of Picard. Screw up a raid? Picard doesn't play favorites. He'll turn that white hot facepalm of disappointment on you when the situation warrants it. Consider yourself warned.
The officially licensed Star Trek: TNG Captain Picard Facepalm Bust is an exclusive item that you can only get here for $64.99. That's not cheap for a resin bust that's only 6-inches tall, but as you can see in the image below, Icon Heroes put a lot of detail into it. Plus, there's only 1602 of these in the world, so you'll want to secure one as quickly as possible.
I only wish that ThinkGeek was still selling the Picard Facepalm Mousepad, because the bust might not be enough to fully express my dismay. However, they can help with the summer beach vacation that I clearly need:
A new Star Trek Swimwear collection has arrived at ThinkGeek, and it features brand new and updated styles for both men and women. You can shop the entire collection right here, but let's dive into the looks:
Guys will be able to find some fantastic swim trunks based on Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: The Original Series uniforms in the new collection. The Star Trek connection will be obvious to fans, but we like that they're still fairly subtle. Fundamentally, they're great looking swim trunks for the beach or the pool. Probably washing the car too. We're sure you'll find all kinds of excuses to wear them.
The Star Trek: TNG one-piece uniform swimsuit is back for 2018, but thanks to customer feedback it's been upgraded with an expanded size range up to 4x. Additional length has also been added to the torso, added width to the chest to prevent gaping on the sides, a shallower leg rise, a lower strap in the back for additional support, and the pips on the gold suit give you a promotion to Lt. Commander.
ThinkGeek has also added a brand new one-piece option that's covered in spacecraft from Star Trek: TNG. Specifically the U.S.S. Enterprise-D, the U.S.S. Stargazer, a Ferengi Marauder, a Klingon Battlecruiser, a Klingon Bird-of-Prey, a Klingon Vor'cha, a Romulan Scout Ship, a Romulan Warbird, and an unidentified Nebula class and Galaxy class ship in lavender, peach, red, and gold on a purple background.
Finally, the Star Trek: TOS retro two-piece swimsuit option is back this year in sizes up to 4x. You can even choose your top and bottom separately for a custom fit.
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