Chewbacca Hoodie Makes You Look Like A Wookiee

05/12/2015 12:08 pm EDT

Star Wars fans can now finally look like the big, walking carpet, Chewbacca.

Thanks to a custom-designed Wookiee hoodie made of polyester fur, even the most casual dashes to the bodega can now feel as epic as a scene from The Empire Strikes Back. Packed with a zip-up front and appliqué bandolier, wearers can expect, but are not guaranteed to:

* Winning every game of space chess.
* Always thinking with their stomach.
* Never letting a droid upset them.
* Laughing it up in the face of mortal danger.

The hoodies are currently only designed and sized for ladies, but hopefully with enough demand, designers WeLoveFine will concoct a male counterpart too.

What do you think, ladies? Will you use this hoodie while waiting outside for The Force Awakens in December? It sure beats Tauntaun guts.

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