Hypothetical Star Wars Holiday Special From Funny Or Die

12/11/2015 12:54 pm EST

Can't wait for Star Wars: The Force Awakens? Us either. But for now, we can quench the thirst with Episode VI.V.

The team over at Funny or Die pooled together the popular rumors and other Internet speculation to produce the Star Wars Holiday Special. Kylo Ren has to get BB-8 back to her family in time for Droid Day or Captain Phasma will slay them all!

Thirty years after defeating the Galactic Empire, Han Solo (Harrison Ford) and his allies face a new threat from the evil Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) and his army of Stormtroopers.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens hits theaters December 18.

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