Five Bruce Springsteen Song Titles Arrow Won't Use

05/06/2015 06:48 pm EDT

Tonight sees the penultimate episode of Arrow's third season, titled "This Is Your Sword."

As with the previous penultimate episodes of Arrow seasons -- "Darkness on the Edge of Town" and "Streets of Fire" -- the episode is named after a Bruce Springsteen song...and his penchant for cinematic, dramatic and abstract titles makes his catalogue a perfect source for such things.

Still, there are plenty of titles light-hearted enough, silly enough or specific enough to a given situation that they wouldn't serve for good titles of a TV episode.

Since the episode is one of the year's best, but we haven't had an opportunity to write a full review of the twist-and-turn centric episode yet, we figured at least we could call a little attention to it by putting together a list of song titles that would make absolutely bizarre titles for Arrow episodes.

Ricky Wants a Man of Her Own

Queen of the Supermarket

Candy's Room

Mary Queen of Arkansas

Seaside Bar Song

Okay, now, Arrow producers. The ball's in your court. Find a way to make "4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)" work as an episode title.

Arrow airs tonight at 8 p.m. ET/PT on The CW.

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