Fracture Many a But Whole With the Official South Park Coon Fart Pillow

10/19/2017 08:53 am EDT

"Ubisoft presents the South Park: The Fractured But Whole Fart Pillow" is the first sentence that you'll read in the "product details" section for this item. You'll notice that the word "proudly" is absent from that statement - but it shouldn't be. How could a company not be proud of creating the world's most luxurious whoopee cushion?

The South Park: The Fractured But Whole Fart Pillow features two alternating pressure-activated fart sounds, and the exterior is made of soft boa plush appliqué that includes The Coon striking an action pose. In other words, the embarrassment of the sounds will be tempered somewhat by the cozy, comfortable softness. Your victims will appreciate that.

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The pillow is available to order now from GameStop, and it's currently on sale for $19.99 ($10 off the regular price). That makes it a must-buy for South Park fans - especially ones that are currently enjoying the awesome new game. Check out the gallery below for additional images.

[via Nerdist]