New Book Catalogs The Gruesome Injuries Of Action Movie Heroes

09/27/2017 09:20 am EDT

Would your favorite action movie heroes actually survive the gruesome injuries they sustain during the course of their adventures? The answer, of course, is no. They would be SO dead. Still, a new book called Ain't Got Time to Bleed seeks to provide you with a "professional" medical opinion on the real world fate of 29 classic action movie characters.

Ain't Got Time to Bleed features full-color illustrations that incorporate authentic medical research to reveal how these famous characters would fare after fighting terrorists, aliens, and killer robots from the future. A diagnosis is provided, but you'll probably want to sit down before reading it. It doesn't look good.

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The book is currently available to pre-order on Amazon for 10% off with a ship date of November 7th. If the price decreases between the time you order and the time it ships, you'll get the lowest price. Ain't Got Time To Bleed is the perfect companion to another wholesome book that's already a big holiday hit: A Die Hard Christmas: The Illustrated Holiday Classic. Together on your coffee table, they will speak volumes to guests that come over for your Christmas party.

Check out the gallery below for an exclusive look at the diagnosis for Detective John McClane, Beatrix Kiddo, John Rambo, Ash Williams, Major Alan "Dutch" Schaefer, and Sarah Connor.

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