The Garbage Pail Kids All Grown Up In New Fan Art

06/08/2015 12:37 pm EDT

Wisdom, it seems, does not always come with age.

At least, that's the case for the 1980s relics, The Garbage Pail Kids. The Garbage Pail kids, a popular trading card series featuring youngsters committing all sorts of nasty acts, turns 30 this year. To mark the milestone, artist Brandon Vogues imagined what the Kids might look like all-grown up. Sadly, things didn't seem to get much better for Barfin' Barbara, Clogged Duane, or Armpit Britt. But hey, at least Bony Tony was able to spin a lucrative career out of his unfortunate defects.

The updated Garbage Pail Kids come as part of the "Adult Variant Series," which enlisted art director Jake Houvengale and retoucher Jordan Guance to transform Vogue's portraits into the disgusting deck.

You can check out all of the nauseating nostalgia in the gallery below.

So what do you think, readers? Are the Garbage Pail Kids just as gross as you remember them? Let us know in the comments.

Via Pixable

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