Pennywise From The IT Reboot Is The Creepiest Funko Pop Figure

07/24/2017 05:24 pm EDT

The R-rated reboot of Stephen King's IT looks terrifying. Bill Skarsgård's Pennywise is the creepiest of all creepy clowns. So I'll tell you right now - I'll be dammed before I put a little version of IT in the same place I sleep at night.

Call me paranoid, but I'm convinced that these mass produced Funko Pop figures will work together to bring down mankind. What if they shape shift into cute Pop figures from other fandoms? Worse yet - what if they manipulate the millions of other Pop figures out there to do their murderous bidding? We would all be doomed.

If you have the guts, you can pre-order the Pennywise (with boat) Pop figure now (a sepia chase version of Pennywise is a 1-in-6 rarity). A version of Pennywise with a wig is coming to Walmart later this summer, and Pennywise with a red balloon will hit Hot Topic in September. Check out the gallery to take a look at all of the upcoming figures.

New Line Cinema's horror thriller IT, directed by Andrés Muschietti (Mama), is based on the hugely popular Stephen King novel of the same name, which has been terrifying readers for decades.

When children begin to disappear in the town of Derry, Maine, a group of young kids is faced with their biggest fears when they square off against an evil clown named Pennywise, whose history of murder and violence dates back for centuries.

The cast of IT includes: Bill Skarsgård (Allegiant, TV's Hemlock Grove) as Pennywise the clown, Javier Botet (Mama, The Revenant) as The Leper, Jaeden Lieberher (Midnight Special) as Bill Denbrough, Jeremy Ray Taylor (Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip) as Ben Hanscom, Sophia Lillis (37) as Beverly Marsh, Finn Wolfhard (Netflix's Stranger Things) as Richie Tozier, Jack Dylan Grazer (Tales of Halloween) as Eddie Kaspbrak, Chosen Jacobs (Hawaii Five-0) as Mike Hanlon, Wyatt Oleff (Guardians of the Galaxy) as Stanley Uris, Nicholas Hamilton (Captain Fantastic) as Henry Bowers, Owen Teague (Bloodline) as Patrick Hockstetter, and Logan Thompson (Fear Thy Neighbor) as Victor Criss.

The adapted screenplay was penned by Chase Palmer, Cary Fukunaga, and Gary Dauberman. The producers on the film include Dan Lin, Roy Lee, Seth Grahame-Smith, David Katzenberg and Barbara Muschietti, with Marty P. Ewing, Doug Davison and Jon Silk serving as executive producers.

Be sure to check out IT when the movie hits theaters on September 8, 2017.

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