The Rock Has A Song Encouraging People To Vote

In case you weren't aware, there is an election coming up, and The Rock has teamed up with Seven [...]

In case you weren't aware, there is an election coming up, and The Rock has teamed up with Seven Bucks Digital Studios to illustrate just how easy and non-time-consuming registering to vote really is.

While on the set of Jumanji, The Rock shared a new song he and the team at Seven Bucks came up with, comparing the small amount of time needed to register to a plethora of other random activities, including tying your shoe and drinking a beer. Here's a sample from the catchy tune.

"You can drink a beer, you can throw a spear, you can kill a lion with your bare hands, my dear, there's so much you can do in ninety-four seconds."

I have a qualm with this line, as I don't know of anyone who can kill a lion, nonetheless with their bare hands, in 94 seconds. Back to the song, though.

"So get off your ass, it'll cost you no bucks, and register to vote you lazy f****! So do it now or he'll come find you."

There's a lot to love about this song. No.1 that the lower righthand square features a cup of noodles as an "instrument", and No.2 that the upper right-hand square at one point features a cat playing a keyboard because cats playing instruments make everything better.

If it wasn't clear before the song, it really should be now that it takes little to no time to register, and if you haven't yet you can find out how here. While the idea of an agitated Rock coming after you is frightening in itself, what's even more terrifying is the possible wrath of PokeRock, who would just sit there and call you names until you registered.

The Rock's latest film, Jumanji, sets down in theaters on July 28th, 2017.

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