Highest Rated Episodes
Kyle teams up with network heads to make a Christmas special to bring the family together, and the holograms are still on the ...read more Kyle teams up with network heads to make a Christmas special to bring the family together, and the holograms are still on the loose. show less
After Ike refuses to play a new game with Kyle, Kyle thinks the new generation of kids is terrible. Cartman becomes part of this ...read more After Ike refuses to play a new game with Kyle, Kyle thinks the new generation of kids is terrible. Cartman becomes part of this new generation. Meanwhile Randy has drama going on with the music industry. show less
Upset that the entire school has to exercise extra hard because one student, Eric, is too fat, the school plots revenge against ...read more Upset that the entire school has to exercise extra hard because one student, Eric, is too fat, the school plots revenge against him. When things dear to Eric start getting destroyed, he goes on a hunt to find out whom is responsible. show less
Tom Cruise gathers other celebrities mocked by South Park and threatens a class action lawsuit unless the town brings Mohammed ...read more Tom Cruise gathers other celebrities mocked by South Park and threatens a class action lawsuit unless the town brings Mohammed to them, so that they can obtain his powers not to be ridiculed. show less
As the celebrities and the gingers battle over who gets possession of Mohammed, the Super Best Friends come to Mohammed's ...read more As the celebrities and the gingers battle over who gets possession of Mohammed, the Super Best Friends come to Mohammed's rescue. Meanwhile, Cartman may finally discover the "real" truth about the identity of his father. show less
The boys deal with a strict new teacher and experiment with time travel as Mr. Garrison comes to terms with his sexuality.
A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest. When the town finds the church doors locked and ...read more A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest. When the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church. show less
Upon Eric's advice, the boys use The History Channel's special on the first thanksgiving, to write their school report, ...read more Upon Eric's advice, the boys use The History Channel's special on the first thanksgiving, to write their school report, but Stan has misgivings when the special insists aliens were part of it. A secret organization, a pilgrim from outer space, a stuffing shortage, and war between two worlds hangs in the balance and only the boys are caught in the midst of it all. show less
The boys try to build a ladder to heaven to retrieve a winning ticket Kenny had before he died. When their efforts are mistaken ...read more The boys try to build a ladder to heaven to retrieve a winning ticket Kenny had before he died. When their efforts are mistaken for an act of childhood innocence, a media circus ensues. show less
Towelie's autobiography, "A Million Little Fibers", becomes Oprah Winfrey's official Book of the Month selection ...read more Towelie's autobiography, "A Million Little Fibers", becomes Oprah Winfrey's official Book of the Month selection and a bestseller... but for how long? show less
The boys are excited to go Trick-or-Treating, dressed as the Avengers, but Stan is unable to come because Randy has bought a ...read more The boys are excited to go Trick-or-Treating, dressed as the Avengers, but Stan is unable to come because Randy has bought a Blockbuster Video franchise location in South Park and needs everybody ready to help with the Halloween rental rush. show less
The world is rocked by news that a performance enhancing drug was found in test results from Jesus, used to make his miracles ...read more The world is rocked by news that a performance enhancing drug was found in test results from Jesus, used to make his miracles and thus did not die for our sins, and now people across the world become disillusioned, except Stan who refuses to cut his What Would Jesus Do? bracelet off. And in the process Stan inadvertently creates a world wide movement. show less
The battle for which gaming console will dominate, PlayStation 4 or Xbox, builds, with both sides of kids and the companies of ...read more The battle for which gaming console will dominate, PlayStation 4 or Xbox, builds, with both sides of kids and the companies of each game system, vying for the win. show less
When everyone in South Park decides to forgo presents and celebrate a non-materialistic holiday season, the boys try to bring ...read more When everyone in South Park decides to forgo presents and celebrate a non-materialistic holiday season, the boys try to bring the spirit of commercialism back to Christmas by making an animated film. show less
While the rest of the nation is distracted by the results of the presidential election, Barack Obama and John McCain set out to ...read more While the rest of the nation is distracted by the results of the presidential election, Barack Obama and John McCain set out to complete their true combined objective: a daring "Ocean's Eleven" style jewel heist. show less
Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly ...read more Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshes to be Mormon as well. show less
Kyle tries to crossbreed an elephant with a pig to win a science contest.
Stan worries that he is maturing more slowly than his friends. Meanwhile, Jesus feels pressured to perform a miracle at the ...read more Stan worries that he is maturing more slowly than his friends. Meanwhile, Jesus feels pressured to perform a miracle at the start of the new millennium. show less
Stan is diagnosed with Asperger's but soon realizes that the disease isn't real. Meanwhile, Cartman creates a disgusting ...read more Stan is diagnosed with Asperger's but soon realizes that the disease isn't real. Meanwhile, Cartman creates a disgusting overnight food sensation. show less
The kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare ...read more The kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier. show less
Cartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. He tricks him into believing it and can't give away his identity ...read more Cartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. He tricks him into believing it and can't give away his identity because he finds out Butters has a video of him dancing to Britney Spears and kissing a Justin Timberlake picture! It gets even more out of hand as the military decide to try to capture 'the robot' to make it a weapon. show less
A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship.
Randy lands himself in big trouble on a visit to China. Meanwhile, Stan starts a band to work out his frustration over having to ...read more Randy lands himself in big trouble on a visit to China. Meanwhile, Stan starts a band to work out his frustration over having to move away from South Park. show less
Scott Malkinson’s future with the new girl in his class depends on him getting the latest and greatest streaming platform. ...read more Scott Malkinson’s future with the new girl in his class depends on him getting the latest and greatest streaming platform. Scott’s dad works for the local cable company and refuses to move beyond basic cable show less
Kids at South Park Elementary School become enthralled with a new website called EavesDropper, which updates daily with secrets ...read more Kids at South Park Elementary School become enthralled with a new website called EavesDropper, which updates daily with secrets students don't want to get out. After news of a student crapping his pants leaks, Principal Victoria and staff bribe Eric into finding a way to make the problem go away. Meanwhile Stan and Kyle try to stop the culprit responsible. show less
Bebe's breasts begin to develop, and the boys are at a loss to explain why they are suddenly drawn to her, when they had no ...read more Bebe's breasts begin to develop, and the boys are at a loss to explain why they are suddenly drawn to her, when they had no interest in her before. show less
Can Cartman and Kenny stay as "Best Friends Forever", even when Kenny buys the last PSP in stock?
Stan becomes distracted from the upcoming football game because his dog is gay, so he turns to the gayest man in town for ...read more Stan becomes distracted from the upcoming football game because his dog is gay, so he turns to the gayest man in town for advice, Big Gay Al. show less
The Bike Parade is still on, but the boys' chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity ...read more The Bike Parade is still on, but the boys' chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers. show less
The children of South Park form two battling contingents to get a PlayStation 4 or an Xbox One during a Black Friday sale. ...read more The children of South Park form two battling contingents to get a PlayStation 4 or an Xbox One during a Black Friday sale. Meanwhile, Randy takes a temp job as a security guard at the mall in order to make a little extra holiday money. show less
Randy is forced to go to AA meetings, where he becomes convinced that he has a disease. Desperate, he and Stan go on a ...read more Randy is forced to go to AA meetings, where he becomes convinced that he has a disease. Desperate, he and Stan go on a pilgrimage to a statue of the virgin Mary that is miraculously bleeding from its ass. show less
Cartman, Stan, Butters and the other boys play Dungeons & Dragons; The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their ...read more Cartman, Stan, Butters and the other boys play Dungeons & Dragons; The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits. show less
Cartman makes fun of Wendy after she delivers a report on breast cancer. She challenges him to a fight, but he keeps finding ...read more Cartman makes fun of Wendy after she delivers a report on breast cancer. She challenges him to a fight, but he keeps finding ways to get out of it. But he also won't stop making fun of her. show less
Distraught over the media's nonstop coverage of her, Britney Spears attempts to commit suicide, but survives despite blowing ...read more Distraught over the media's nonstop coverage of her, Britney Spears attempts to commit suicide, but survives despite blowing the top half of her head off. Disgusted by this treatment of her, the boys attempt to help, only to learn the secret behind the media's cruel scrutiny of celebrities. show less
Randy discovers a secret: women give blow jobs after seeing stage musicals because there are hidden subliminal references to ...read more Randy discovers a secret: women give blow jobs after seeing stage musicals because there are hidden subliminal references to blow jobs in the songs and women don't know it. Shelly has a love interest. show less
Cartman has been diagnosed with anxiety and he just can’t deal with people any longer. They get in the way of what’s most ...read more Cartman has been diagnosed with anxiety and he just can’t deal with people any longer. They get in the way of what’s most important in his life. show less
Rob Reiner comes to town to lead an anti tobacco crusade after the boys briefly take up smoking.
As bullying at South Park Elementary becomes more severe, the kids take action against it after seeing Butters beaten up, but ...read more As bullying at South Park Elementary becomes more severe, the kids take action against it after seeing Butters beaten up, but Butters has a secret about his tormentor. show less
Butters' mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses.
Butters starts his own pimping business, while a local police officer takes his undercover prostitution sting a little too far.
Canada goes on strike and demands more money, but nobody takes the strike seriously. However, the boys try to make money for ...read more Canada goes on strike and demands more money, but nobody takes the strike seriously. However, the boys try to make money for Canada by turning Butters into an Internet video star. show less
Chef and the children learn that Earth is actually just a reality show for other planets. When they learn it is to be canceled, ...read more Chef and the children learn that Earth is actually just a reality show for other planets. When they learn it is to be canceled, the boys travel to a distant planet to plead their case to the network executives. show less
There's a new girl in school and she's black, so Cartman instantly assumes Token wants her, but when Token doesn't ...read more There's a new girl in school and she's black, so Cartman instantly assumes Token wants her, but when Token doesn't seem interested, Eric sets up an elaborate scheme to put the two together. show less
Cartman's dream about being abducted by aliens turns out to have actually happened, and when the aliens take Kyle's ...read more Cartman's dream about being abducted by aliens turns out to have actually happened, and when the aliens take Kyle's brother, all of them must find a way to bring the aliens back and confront them. show less
Cartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn ...read more Cartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother. show less
Cartman takes a photo with Butters's penis in his mouth to prove Butters is gay. He later finds out what the picture really ...read more Cartman takes a photo with Butters's penis in his mouth to prove Butters is gay. He later finds out what the picture really means and freaks out when the photo disappears. Meanwhile, Butters to has to go to a special camp to calm his urges. show less
Cartman mistakenly believes he is a psychic, and is recruited by the police to help them with investigations.
Eric Cartman goes on a quest to find out who his father was. But when he learns who his mother slept with matters get ...read more Eric Cartman goes on a quest to find out who his father was. But when he learns who his mother slept with matters get complicated... because she slept with everybody in town. show less
The boys get snowed in at the hospital while waiting to learn the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople ...read more The boys get snowed in at the hospital while waiting to learn the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople resort to cannibalism when they get snowed in. show less
Cartman is sent to juvenile hall after he throws a rock at a black child.