Then you'll at least tolerate this spliced together animated version! Using the audio from the Deadpool trailer and footage mostly from Ultimate Spider-Man animated series (with a little side of Wolverine and the X-Men for certain character additions), an intrepid youtuber has given us the PG-animation with R-rated audio trailer we deserve.
Certain parts work better than others (the "ass" line for example, is very well done/timed), but it's all just a bit of fun.
Deadpool hits theaters February 12, 2016, and it's the perfect date movie. They promise.