What If Video Game Characters Had Facebook

Imagine logging onto Facebook and seeing a new status update from Mario? As in Mario, not a fan page, just Mario himself updating you on his most recent battle with Bowser or maybe just a sweet photo Toad snagged of Mario spewing fireballs.

In a new video from The Warp Zone, we no longer have to imagine. The YouTube channel decided to wrangle up dozens of Facebook posts and comments from several well-known video game characters, ranging from Mario & Luigi, to Daxter of Jak & Daxter, to Deckard Cain of Diablo.

If anything can be learned from this video, it's that fairyshaming will not be tolerated.

Do a barrel roll.