The Bob Ross Chia Pet Brings Happiness To Your Home

Bob Ross finally fulfills his destiny by BECOMING a happy little tree thanks to this Chia Pet. If you're stressed out, owning one can be part of a 3-step Bob Ross system that can dramatically change your life.

First off you really need to watch Chill with Bob Ross and Beauty is Everywhere on Netflix or catch episodes of the original Joy of Painting on YouTube. There's a reason this guy has become one of the most beloved figures on the Internet. The world has changed dramatically since his death in 1995, and we need an upbeat, peaceful voice amidst the chaos more than ever. Watching him paint and talk about his "happy little trees" and "fluffy clouds" is extremely effective at relieving stress. Having trouble sleeping? Not anymore!

The next thing you need to do is grab the Bob Ross Funko Pop vinyl figure for your desk at work. Odds are that's where you'll need him the most. Not surprisingly, the Bob Ross Pop figure has been selling like crazy, but you can still pre-order one for a September release.

Finally, you can add the Bob Ross Chia Pet to your home. All of your worries will melt away as you tend to his glorious perm and watch it grow thick and powerful. If possible, you should add some seeds to his beard to complete the experience in the most satisfying way.

Honestly, this seems like a product that should have existed decades ago - but better late than never. The official description reads:

Remember Bob Ross and his show, The Joy of Painting? Now you can enjoy the gentle artist with the soft, hypnotic voice, as you grow your very own Bob Ross Chia Pet.

Bob Ross created 30-minute masterpieces featuring distant mountain ranges, seascapes, forest scenes, and always with those happy little trees and fluffy clouds. Bob loved to share stories about his life in Alaska while painting, but did you know his curls weren't natural! A perm in his early twenties became his signature look along with the chambray shirt he always wore during his show on PBS.

Grow your own Bob Ross Chia Pet while watching the revival of The Joy of Painting.

Contains:

• Handmade Pottery Planter
• Chia® Seed Packet for 3 Plantings
• Convenient Plastic Drip Tray
• Planting & Care Instructions Sheet

[Via GAS]