Episodes
An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom.
Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of ...read more Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartmans lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele. show less
The boys take part in a new, dangerous photographic meme.
Cartman starts convincing people a mystical blood-sucking from Mexico he calls the Jewpacabra, exists and that the kids and ...read more Cartman starts convincing people a mystical blood-sucking from Mexico he calls the Jewpacabra, exists and that the kids and folks of South Park are in danger for the upcoming Easter Egg hunt. show less
As bullying at South Park Elementary becomes more severe, the kids take action against it after seeing Butters beaten up, but ...read more As bullying at South Park Elementary becomes more severe, the kids take action against it after seeing Butters beaten up, but Butters has a secret about his tormentor. show less
Eric, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny go ziplining but find it's incredibly boring and the fellow ziplining tourists drive them crazy. ...read more Eric, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny go ziplining but find it's incredibly boring and the fellow ziplining tourists drive them crazy. Now they must do all that they can to escape from the group and get off the mountain back to normal life. show less
There's a new girl in school and she's black, so Cartman instantly assumes Token wants her, but when Token doesn't ...read more There's a new girl in school and she's black, so Cartman instantly assumes Token wants her, but when Token doesn't seem interested, Eric sets up an elaborate scheme to put the two together. show less
Angered over the overly sensitive parents in South Park over their kids playing football because of recent news about ...read more Angered over the overly sensitive parents in South Park over their kids playing football because of recent news about concussions, Randy invents the game Sarcastaball in order to get people to see how stupid they've been. But when everybody takes it seriously, Randy ends up begrudgingly taking the game national. Butters, the most knowledgeable of the game, becomes the coach for the kids. show less
Cartman finally realizes he is fat and decides to do something about it: get a mobility scooter. Between so many fat people on ...read more Cartman finally realizes he is fat and decides to do something about it: get a mobility scooter. Between so many fat people on scooter chairs and Honey Boo Boo, James Cameron realizes the societal bar as been lowered too low, and goes on a deep sea expedition to find the bar to raise it. show less
After Ike accidentally sees mom and dad having sex, with Gerald dressed as a UPS man, and tells Kyle, the kids create a stir ...read more After Ike accidentally sees mom and dad having sex, with Gerald dressed as a UPS man, and tells Kyle, the kids create a stir leading men in South Park thinking the UPS man is secretly having sex with their wives or even raping them. They decide to do something about it. MEanwhile they and the kids are getting worried and start getting a personal security system called Insecurity. show less
Butters starts acting out, yelling, telling people off, and even beating one kid up. Little does Butters know, but he's ...read more Butters starts acting out, yelling, telling people off, and even beating one kid up. Little does Butters know, but he's reached a special age and that there's more going on than he knows, and that he wasn't born in South Park. show less
The boys are excited to go Trick-or-Treating, dressed as the Avengers, but Stan is unable to come because Randy has bought a ...read more The boys are excited to go Trick-or-Treating, dressed as the Avengers, but Stan is unable to come because Randy has bought a Blockbuster Video franchise location in South Park and needs everybody ready to help with the Halloween rental rush. show less
The world is rocked by news that a performance enhancing drug was found in test results from Jesus, used to make his miracles ...read more The world is rocked by news that a performance enhancing drug was found in test results from Jesus, used to make his miracles and thus did not die for our sins, and now people across the world become disillusioned, except Stan who refuses to cut his What Would Jesus Do? bracelet off. And in the process Stan inadvertently creates a world wide movement. show less
Cartman has stolen thousands of ballots from swing states in order to assure Obama's re-election all in a bid to get himself ...read more Cartman has stolen thousands of ballots from swing states in order to assure Obama's re-election all in a bid to get himself a part in the new Star Wars movie now that Disney owns the franchise. show less