After a headline like that, I'm not totally sure this story even needs a justification. It's kind of self-evidently true.
But, alas, there's something here to share with our readers beyond that first snarky observation.
Facebook user Mark Zabala shared a video of his slightly-inebriated girlfriend, who has never seen Star Wars, trying to describe the franchise to the best of her ability. And to the surprise of nobody, it went viral.
You can check it out below.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens, directed by J.J. Abrams from a screenplay by Lawrence Kasdan & Abrams, features a cast including actors John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Academy Award winner Lupita Nyong’o, Gwendoline Christie, Crystal Clarke, Pip Andersen, Domhnall Gleeson, and Max von Sydow. They will join the original stars of the saga, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, and Kenny Baker.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens hit theaters December 18, 2015, kicking off a new trilogy of Saga films as Episodes VIII and IX are already scheduled. The film garnered a record $247 million at the domestic box office and $529 million globally in its opening weekend.