Avengers: Age Of Ultron - New Year's Resolutions

It's a New Year, which means it's time for everyone to make their New Year's resolutions. While we're all deciding to exercise more and eat better, we think some of the characters from some of our favorite TV shows and films could stand to make some resolutions of their own.

Today, we turn our attention to the Avengers of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Sure, they're Earth's Mightiest Heroes, but could they be mightier? We think so.

Here are our suggestions for the Avengers' New Year's resolutions.

Hawkeye – Give cosplaying a chance

Clint, you're the archer. Why not play that up? Archer's are big in pop culture. Embrace that. Maybe try cosplaying some of the other famous pop culture archers….oh, seems maybe you beat me to this suggestions. I know Tony called you Legolas, but you shouldn't take what he says so literally.

Iron Man – Learn to trust

Tony, I thought you and Bruce were, like, best bros? What's this I hear about you building a giant suit of armor specifically designed to beat him up? That's got to be an infringement on some part of the bro code. Man, I hope you don't treat all your friends like this. You and Steve are tighter than that, right? You guys would never get an argument, or ending up warring with other, or anything like that. You're far too civil.

Captain America and Hulk – Don't trust Tony

Seriously, that guy is building giant armor designed specifically for beating Bruce up, and he's totally going to war with Steve, and quite civilly. Keep an eye on that guy. He's shady.

Ultron – Learn some new songs

Ultron, buddy, you are becoming a complete drag at karaoke night. We can only hear "I've Got No Strings on Me" so many times, and no, I don't want to hear your other favorite Disney songs, I don't care what corporate entity owns you. Let me introduce you to Taylor Swift, I think you'll like her.

Scarlet Witch – Consider dating outside your physical makeup

Wanda, we know it's been kind of lonely since you and your brother were liberated from that Hydra experimentation cell. Maybe it's time you started dating again. I hear that quiet android guy that Bruce and Tony created in their lab kind of has a thing for you. Incompatible genetic makeup? Come on Wanda, it's the 21st century, why let that stop you? If you stay together and decide you want kids there's always adoption, or, you know, magic.

Just don't watch Game of Thrones with your brother. We don't want you guys getting any ideas. We've seen what happens when you guys get too close and, ultimately, it's just kind of creepy.

Avengers: Age of Ultron opens May 1.