It seems like this year, everybody's got an ugly holiday sweater to sell.
Guardians of the Galaxy, b--ch.
To be more precise, it's the Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Mix Vol. 1 Christmas sweatshirt, which is just designed to look like a sweater that features the main cast, a dramatization of Star-Lord's alien abduction and, of course, a cassette tape in the middle.
I'm buying one now.