Dear Megan, You’re No Scarlett
“Transformers2″ and “Jonah Hex” star Megan Fox recently made headlines by calling out fellow hottie Scarlett Johannson (Iron Man 2):
“I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against. But I don’t want to have to go on talkshows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve every learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak’.
And while fanboys throughout the world screamed CATFIGHT!, we at ComicBook.com have to scold Ms. Fox for taking shots at Ms. Johannson.
Because, the way we see it, Megan, you’re no Scarlett. Here’s why:
Scarlett can actually act.
While you’re running around avoiding Decepticons and screaming, Scarlett is actually appearing in movies where she has to, well, act. Like “Lost in Translation”. You think you could have pulled that off Megan? Not a chance. Woody Allen doesn’t put just anyone in his films, but he sure calls on Scarlett a lot. How’s that phone ringing, Fox?
Scarlett hasn’t trashed her body with tattoos.
Sure, the occasional tat is nice, but you’ve written a freaking paragraph on your entire left side. For someone that feels she doesn’t need to prove her intellectual mettle, why do you have quotes all over your skin? If I wanted to read a book, I’d go to the library. Scarlett at least has the sense to leave her body the way it should be: beautiful and sexy.
Credit: Maxim
Benicio vs 90210.
Scarlett Johannson gave Benicio Del Toro the elevator ride of his lifetime. You, Megan, were ENGAGED to Brian Austin Green, aka David Silver from 90210. You picked the tool of tools to date, and you almost married him! Again, you’re talking about not having to prove yourself intellectually, but dang–Brian Austin Green? That screams stupidity.
Comic Book Roles
Scarlett chose to play the Black Widow in the upcoming Iron Man 2 film (Check out Starcasm.net). Her tight black leather outfit “left nothing to the imagination” and reportedly made the entire crew go silent when she entered the set. You, Megan, choose to run around in jeans with Shia LaBeouf. Boring.
So, you see, Megan Fox…Ah, screw it. Let’s have a CATFIGHT!
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This article could’ve been written much better to prove your point. I was underwhelmed.
Not that I’m a big fan of either of them, but I have always been surprised that Scarlett Johannson is so famous. I have never thought she was a very good actress, unlike the authors of this article. To me, she seems to play the same character in every film she’s in.
That wasn’t taking a shot at Scarlet Johannson you idiot.
Awesome!!!
Whether she has any mechanical ability or not, I’d still choose Miss Fox to fix my Camero any day.
Intellectally? Nice. Hi pot, this is kettle. Genius.
Scarlett cannot act. She missed her boat with porn. but then she has a soft body with no real tone. Oh yeah, scarlett is also saggy and at her age, that is bad. By the time she is 40, she is going to have flapjacks hanging from her chest! Besides that, she is just another blonde. I know comicbook “people” like their blondes, that a blonde is everyday.
Man are you guys something else. Putting down someone becuase they have tattoos is just flat out wrong. So what if she decides to BEAUTIFY her skin with ink. I’m sure she didn’t do it to make any kind of public statement, tattoos are a private thing.
You know, you might have lost more than one fan with your backwards thinking towards tattooed people. We are becoming the majority as there are more tattooed people out there than ever before. None of us feel stupid about getting ink and we wont stand for people to call us idiots because of it!
Stop hating, tattoos are beautiful, and so are the people proud enough to wear them!
This is journalism? what the hell is this doing on Digg!? A few spicy pics and what looks like an article from a cheap women’s magazine…
Yeah you’re right, Megan ALMOST married Brian Austin Green. However Scarlett DID marry Ryan Reynolds. WTF??? Ryan Reynolds??? She f*#&in married Van Wilder!
Before Scarlett, his biggest role was as Alanis Morrisette’s baggage handler – physical and emotional. Megan may not be that bright, but Scarlett’s dropped a few IQ points for this boneheaded move. She’s helping his career in a big way, but he’s doing nothing for her than cause people to go ‘what is she thinking?’
I can only assume he goes the way of Jonny Lee Miller, and Billy Bob Thorton.
Scarlett Johannsen does have a tattoo and its hideous!
Thank you. Thank you so much. Overrated, under talented douchebag.
MUD WRESTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank god Megan isn’t Scarlett. We don’t need another blonde wannabe. Megan was more convincing in her role opposite Shia LeBouf (another hollywood mistake) than Scarlett has been in any movie she has ever made.
Sorry dude, blonde hair does not a beauty make.
I’d rather do Megan, but maybe that’s just me. Scarlett has always seemed boring to me. And I can never remember her name.
Megan Fox is 20x as hot, rest of this article is irrelevant.
How about some mud wrestling in bikinis instead of a cat fight.
Awesome read. The ending made me laugh. hahah megan fox and scarlet are both sexy , CAT FIGHT FTW!
Obviously you prefer blondes. Personally I think they are both absolutely gorgeous and if the offer came my way I wouldn’t say no to either (or both for that matter).
I agree Scarlett is better. Though a woman with tats and wild hair is always better than the dull girl…….Suicide Girls!
Ummm… ScarJo does have a tattoo.
But with breasts. Very, very nice breasts.
Megan Fox is waaaaayyyyyyyyyy better than Scarlett Johansson. Come on! Are you blind? Who gives a s*** that Megan Fox is not a genius. Its Hollywood, its not about how smart you are, if you havent caught on its about your APPEARANCE and maybe sometimes your talent! Duh. Tats are hot, I have 2 tattoos similar to Megan Fox’s. This article is total trash. Like u have any talent urself. I dont see you on the big screen getting the big bucks and being the envy of millions of women in the world. Just give it up. Scarlett Johansson has NOTHING on Megan Fox.
I don’t know what these dingbats are talking about but there is NO way that Fox is either a better actress or looks better than Johannson. Johannson has her beat on BOTH counts. All Fox has is a pretty set of eyes, make up and a malnourished body. She looks like any chick on the street. Sorry. And why the hater? Don’t be mad at the other chick for being intelligent. If you were half way smart maybe people would take you seriously too.
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I almost always prefer brunettes however not this time. When Scarlett works out like she is now, she has tits, ass and face. She currently has the total package. Fox has a beautiful face and an above average chest for her size. However the girl’s legs are twiggs. She has no lower body, which is why i don’t think she is all that. Megan Fox’s face and mouth are what has gotten her to the big time. I don’t care so much about plastic surgery as long as its minimal but c’mon guys, she has obviously had a nose job. No human beings nose is that thin/small. As a man, i’m taking the one with curves, i don’t like girls that skinny. I like tight and toned but they have to have hips and ass for their size. Megan is trying to hard, the quiet ones ie Scarlett are always the kinkiest. Fox is to loud about her life in general, she is obviously lying to get attention. I bet she doesn’t even have a sex life, if you have to talk about all the time…it aint happening. I don’t even prefer blondes, but someone had to say it…
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