Paul Bettany Confirms Vision Has a Purple Penis, Marvel Fans Go Nuts
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nah he used airdrop to get wanda pregnant
— laila ☂︎ SM3 ERA (@falconsnat) November 18, 2020
We haven't reached the age in our world where Ultron takes over and we all live in the Matrix while robots rule the world, so we're not sure how robots will reproduce. They'll probably just... build new robots. But, that hasn't stopped the theories. Laila with the legendary response to Vision's big reveal: "nah he used airdrop to get Wanda pregnant."
That's how he got Wanda pregnant pic.twitter.com/bchDK41tn8
— Pierre / Peter 🏳️🌈 (@_parkercurse) November 18, 2020
Of course, given how us humans are with technology, the 50/50 shot of plugging a USB stick into the USB port the right way the first time goes our way on the first try 0% of the time. Gotta flip that thing over.
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Reports about Vision having a purple 🍆 is about as 2020 as it gets 🤦♂️ pic.twitter.com/WzCtVPLq1F
— Geek Vibes Nation (@GeekVibesNation) November 18, 2020
Our friends at Geek Vibes Nation make a good point: nothing in 2020 should surprise us. Honestly, if 2020 wasn't so 2020, we probably wouldn't be having this conversation because there would be plenty of other movie or TV topics to discuss and celebrate. But movie theaters are closed and nothing is coming out, except for Vision's..........
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Wanda when vision pulls out the purple penis that changes density pic.twitter.com/ObPVNoG4BA
— depressed rat (@chickenswingss) November 18, 2020
Slow your roll there, big fella.
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mcu stans: we want content
paul bettany: vision penis is purple and can change density
— or ❀ (@spideybrie) November 18, 2020
The MCU is having its first year without content in a decade, so MCU fans have been thirsty for content. But, this is bringing the term "thirsty" back to its... early days of slang.
mcu stans: when is marvel going to give us some news
marvel: fine... um.... vision has purple penis
— joanne (@hiddlestomas) November 18, 2020
To be fair, Marvel didn't say this. Marvel has said pretty much nothing aside from changing release dates in the past 10 months. Paul Bettany said this when prompted with such a question.
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— Charlie R-IG-11-Y (@charlieridgely) November 18, 2020
Well, thanks to ComicBook.com's Charlie Ridgely, you're never looking at Grimace the same.
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Listen I like the MCU for bringing Vision to a larger audience, but I will never forgive it for making people think Vision is purple???? He’s clearly red https://t.co/soMXlzvoYP
— Conor (@NptConor) November 18, 2020
Conor is a true fan who knew The Vision from comics before he debuted in movies with Avengers: Age of Ultron. So, Conor just wants to know why Vision's private parts are a different color from the rest of him... when green and red were right there. The fan art that's going to come out of this will surely be wild.
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