The Internet Reacts to Thanos' Birth Name
One of the biggest, baddest, most villainous threats in the Marvel Universe may sometimes be [...]
@mitch692
prevnextImagine being such a virgin nerd that you get mad that Thanos was going to be named something else before his mother named him Thanos, in a book you clearly aren't reading.
— Mitch of Titan (@Mitch692) January 3, 2018
@theenthusiastjj
prevnextIron Man: I’m not calling you Thanos...Dione.
Thanos...... pic.twitter.com/MC9jN59eJc
— Jeff (@TheEnthusiastJJ) January 3, 2018
@kimeragaming
prevnextTL;DR Thanos birth name is Dione.
— Kimera (@KimeraGaming) January 3, 2018
"Dione the destroyer"... am I the only who who believes this has a nice ring to it?
@lodix1
prevnextOk, I just couldn’t resist to jump in this bandwagon, @Doncates ? #Thanos #ThanosWins pic.twitter.com/UeRyceTEpa
— Lodix (@lodix1) January 3, 2018
@jbawardscircuit
prevnextOk, I just couldn’t resist to jump in this bandwagon, @Doncates ? #Thanos #ThanosWins pic.twitter.com/UeRyceTEpa
— Lodix (@lodix1) January 3, 2018
@ronedens
prevnextI can see her like... "oh, I was going to go Dione, but he's a Thanos. Just look at that chin. Its a Thanos Chin. Maybe if his forehead was ridged I would stay with Dione, but with that chin, yeah, he's a Thanos."
— Ron Edens (@RonEdens) January 3, 2018
@pelightning
prevnextY’all are mad about Thanos’ potential real name like Blackagar Boltagon isn’t the worst name ever.
— X-Mas: Day of Future Presents (@PELightning) January 3, 2018
@astrohollands
prevnextif rocket/quill don’t make fun of thanos for his name being dione in infinity war y’all can keep it
— brittany ? (@astrohollands) January 3, 2018
@tailthenerd
prevConcept:
Thanos, trying to intimidate the gang by telling his life story:
"My birth name is Dione."
Avengers and the Guardians, trying to take him serious: pic.twitter.com/HyGduxf08y
— Tae | finally got to see tlj (@TailTheNerd) January 3, 2018