Every Star Wars Fan Needs This Stormtrooper Fence For Their Yard

Obviously, fences are erected when people want to protect their property from unwanted visitors. [...]

By Megan Peters

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Obviously, fences are erected when people want to protect their property from unwanted visitors. The U.S. has long-idealized fences as the country's touted 'American Dream' describes suburban paradises filled with quaint families and white-picket fences. However, if you're a Star Wars fan, you should know that you can do better than just settling for boring, old planks of wood.

No, you deserve better. In fact, you deserve the protection of Stormtroopers

Regardless of whether you stand for the Galactic Empire or First Order, this kind of home decor is hilariously awesome. Imagine the fear your noisy neighbors might feel when they realize a squadron of highly trained Stormtroopers are staring down their gardening bed. And the really unlucky guys who decide to trespass on your property would probably turn tail once they noticed the Stormtroopers' oppressive stares. After all, the figures' distinctive masks really don't scream, "Hey, come on in, y'all!"

If you're interested in the fences, the time has come for you to join other Star Wars fans in buying this quirky merchandise. EntertainmentEarth is selling the 'Star Wars Stormtrooper Fence 2-Pack' online for just $17.99. Currently, there's no product information available which informs buyers of the item's size, but the product's current artwork does show what the goodie will look like.

The black fences appear to be made of either iron or hard plastic as the perforated material features the Imperial Crest from the original Star Wars trilogy. Of course, the most noticeable element of the fences are the 3D Stormtrooper masks which are placed sequentially beside one another. It appears each fence will house four Stormtroopers, and each side of the fences will be sandwiched between decorative stakes that'll anchor the decorations.

The site does warn that the product's final appearance may change pending licensing approval, but some fans are already excited to redecorate their yards or even their children's playpens to include this piece of Star Wars merchandise.

For some reason, though, I don't think Finn would be all too interested in the product. Just call it a hunch.

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