There are two facts in this life that we can count on: Watching people do physical harm to themselves will always be hilarious, and Super Mario Bros. will always be awesome.
But what happens when you combine the two? Something more magical than the Mushroom Kingdom, that's what. Luckily, YouTube series "Super Bad Mario" recognizes this Absolute Truth with their latest video, "Super Bad Mario-Episode 2." The second installment follows the original's formula, taking home videos where people physically flub, and then editing a pixelated Mario and Luigi in as the true culprits behind the blunders.
In the video, Mario and Luigi kick cats into toilets, fire turtle shells at unsuspecting victims, and even sink a man's car in a lake. Geez, where's Bowser when you need him? Check out the video below for all the mushroom-powered vandalism.
And the next time you face plant on the street, make sure to look for any 16-bit banana peels.