Why Wrestling Needed The House Of Horrors Match
By most sane accounts, the House of Horrors match between Randy Orton and Bray Wyatt was an [...]
The limo
Nothing says "I'm heading to fight for my soul in eternal damnation" like renting a stretch limo. It was one thing to see WWE Champion Randy Orton show up in the limo, but to see sadistic cult leader, Bray Wyatt, hop in the limo like a Bachelorette contestant who had just been sent home was just over the top amazing. It was like watching Jason Vorhees call for an Uber.
Getting in the limo wasn't enough, though, as Bray told Randy's driver, "to the arena." Did the limo driver turn heel on Randy? Does he think all wrestlers look exactly the same? Why did he not even question the instructions?
Also, can't Bray teleport? Wouldn't this have been a good time to use that skill?
prevnextThe furniture
The best part of the decor in Bray's House of Horrors was not the dangling talking baby room. Oh no, it was the fact that he, like your grandma, still used a couch cover. The rest of the house can be as filthy as the pits of hell, but no one better spill grape juice on my sofa!
prevnextThe refrigerator
The refrigerator was the biggest star in the House of Horrors match. After coming off the top with the big splash on Randy, Fridge Wyatt became an instant celebrity. But lets talk about what was on the fridge. First we have a non-descript symbol (No Squares?) scribbled on the front in mud. But on the side, Bray has also penciled out the words "Followed The Buzards" where most people would hang a calendar or their kids' artwork.
Has this been written on the fridge to be used as a daily reminder for when Bray goes to get milk for his Count Chocula?
I need to know.
prevnextBray looked like a doofus ... again
For an omnipotent lord of demonic powers, Bray Wyatt sure ends up looking like an idiot here. After returning to the ring in his luxury limo, Wyatt gleefully stands in the ring smiling as if he'd just got his first hit in little league baseball.
"Look mom, I won the House of Horrors!"
"He's right behind me, isn't he"
It really feels like the roles should have been reversed here, with Bray using his powers of teleportation to get to the ring while Randy sipped Moet in the back of the limo.
Even worse, it still took interference by J & J, I mean, the Singh Brothers and Jinder Mahal for Bray to pick the victory in the match that he, himself, supposedly created.
Poor Bray.
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