After Reading These Hilarious VRChat Reviews, You'll Want to Get it ASAP
Virtual Reality continues to rise in popularity as the technology becomes more and more accessible to the average consumer. We've covered VRChat in the past, but the virtual reality social space has gotten even bigger since its initial launch. From helping fellow players through epileptic episodes, to just being as absolutely weird as possible by becoming a walking meme - the sky is the limit for VRChat fans and after reading some of the more humorous reviews, you'll want to get in on the action yourself!
It is also important to note, before we get started, that this game can be enjoyed without the assist of Virtual Reality gear - though it is recommended for obvious reasons. Now - to what is essentially Virtual Reality Reddit:
The Adventures of Steam Reviews: Volume 1
Steam User 'Billno':
Was swarmed by a group of Mauis screaming 'You're Welcome', Hid inside a corey in the house house where i was encounted by a mini xenomorph singing Gucci Gang. From that point, I knew I was home. 11/10.
Steam User 'TsunTsun'
I've seen hordes of Ugandan Knuckles chasing after women making clicking noises.
I've seen black and white cats chasing people screaming "cookies and cream".
I've been headpatted by anime girls.
I've given headpats to anime girls.
I've drawn stupid things in 3D space.
I've seen it all.
I've made new friends.
I've made new enemies.
I've had decent conversations.
I've had memetastic conversations.
Steam User 'DirtyEffinHippy'
The Adventures of Steam Reviews: Volume 2
Steam User 'HolyStarZ'
I am actually a shy person in real life. I play this game as I thought it will boost my self-confidence and public speaking skills by talking to strangers and doing presentations.
By the moment I step into the world, a bunch of red midgets was spitting at me and asking if I know the way of the 'devil'. Anime catgirls patting each other on the head. Big giant ♥♥♥♥ (i mean chicken) floating in the air. Monika on the stage singing karaoke.
I guess I'm stuck being a self-conscious guy.
9.99/10 will experience this again~
Steam User 'Senpai'
I spent $600 for a Free game.
Steam User 'New Year Wafflepiezz'
First day of VRChat: watched two giant anime girls make out
Almost got abducted by a gang of tiny Hatsune Mikus
Met a perverted Morty who went around shoving his face into 'anime tiddies' while screaming "aww geeze"
Met a guy that was tripping on acid while playing with VR and couldn't stand up
Saw a businessman that was crawling underneath anime girl avatars to look up their skirts while making fapping noises
10/10 immersive experience would play againprevnext
The Adventures of Steam Reviews: Volume 3
Social Anxiety Simulator!
Now in VR!
Steam User 'Hyena Butter'
I became a queen for a tribe of Ugandan Knuckles.
They protected me from a racist penguin like a fleet of red A10 Warthogs, ravaging the Earth with their venomous spit.
I was dragged off to a bar where children were micspamming Shrek quotes.
I tried to grab the waiters attention, but was ignored as a 9 foot tall bart simpson started harrassing the patrons.
Helpless and terrified, I ran to the bathroom. There, I witnessed a man suck the toes of a skeleton, the akward yet admirable VR user trying his best to bend over, slurping the air like a fat kid trying to eat out his pillow.
I warped back to the HUB; which felt like a breath of fresh air, tainted with a stale fart that had stained a nearby computer chair in my office. I nearly vomited when the FPS dropped to the average IQ of a Steven Universe fan.
Refusing to remove my Vive, I teleported my avatar away from the mass of AFK players that violated my CPU.
Looking back on all this, I'll probably play it again without being on bath salts.prevnext
Basically, it's a wild ride and the most effective way to become the meme you've always dreamed of. For more about the game, here's what the official Steam listing has to say about the crazy adventure known as VRChat:
Imagine a world where anything is possible. Join a game of capture the flag in outer space. Share stories around a campfire while roasting marshmallows, then moments later experience a retro game of bowling with an alien and robot. In VRChat there is something around every corner that will delight, thanks to the power of true user generated content. Jump into hundreds of awe inspiring environments and meet unique avatars every day. Watch a movie on the moon. Ride the Titanic. Step into a new world every time you come online. In VRChat, you are one of us. Enjoy your stay.
- Full body avatars with lip sync, eye tracking/blinking, and complete range of motion
- Express yourself with hand gestures, emotes, and emoji
- Our 3-D spatialized audio helps you hear the conversations important to you
- Play Capture the Flag, Battle Discs, Bowling and more including community built games
- Chat, collaborate, draw, sculpt, or watch videos with family and friends
- Create your own avatars and worlds with our Unity SDK
- Explore hundreds of worlds created by other community members
- Get involved with official and community event