There's always one strong alternative than to beat your opponents' face in: epic rap battle!
Here, Youtuber MineplexOfficial painstakingly put together what looks to be the first of a new series "Minecraft Rap Battles". The video stars Batman, with adversaries Joker and Bane going against eachother, slinging words. "This Minecraft music parody took me 15 hours to make," MinePlex said in the video desciption, "but was so much fun, I want to do more!"
Liking/not liking the actual rap aside, taking 15 hours to make a three minute video is strong dedication, no matter how you look at it.