I Think You Should Leave: Ranking the 15 Best Sketches
15. Laser Spine Specialists
"A spinal procedure allows patients to get back to what they love."
Best Quote: "I can lift my son over my head again, and there ain't s--t he can do about it."
prevnext13. Grambles Lorelei Lounge
"Former business school students have dinner with their professor."
Best Quote: "Gimme that."
prevnext12. Wife Joke
"Jamie Taco comes up during a poker night."
Best Quote: "I'm never gonna say my lines faster than Jamie Taco!"
prevnext11. Brooks Brothers
"The search for whoever crashed their hot dog car into a Brooks Brothers."
Best Quote: "We're all trying to find the guy who did this."
prevnext10. Baby of the Year
"A cute baby competition has setbacks."
Best Quote: "Tiny Dinky Daffy, 92. Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver."
prevnext9. Ghost Tour
"Visitors to a haunted house learn about apparitions."
Best Quote: "I don't know what is going on. Somewhere, our wires got crossed."
prevnext8. Dan Flashes
"A retailer sells patterned shirts."
Best Quote: "I mean, you walk by a store and you see 50 guys who look just like me fighting over very complicated shirts? YOU GO IN. Yes you do, you go in."
prevnext7. Parking Lot
"Driving ability becomes an issue."
Best Quote: "I don't know what any of this s--t is and I'm f--kin' scared."
prevnext6. Has This Ever Happened to You?
"A lawyer solicits clients with plumbing problems."
Best Quote: "YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN WITH US, WE'RE THE ONES WHO RUN!"
prevnext4. Prank Show
"Host Karl Havoc's prosthetics go awry."
Best Quote: "I don't even wanna be around anymore."
prevnext3. Focus Group
"A member of an automotive focus group feels he has a good idea for a car."
"Best Quote: "It's a good idea, and I stand by it."
prevnext2. Corncob TV
"A channel head protests Spectrum dropping his channel and fan favorite show Coffin Flop."
Best Quote: "I didn't do f--kin' s--t! I didn't rig s--t! I've been waiting a long time for a hit on Corncob TV. I didn't f--kin' do this!"
prevnext1. Qualstarr Trial
"Financial crimes and more come to light."
Best Quote: "I've never fought for anything in my entire life. I'm fighting for this hat."
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