Official WWE Chocolate Is A Real Thing

Have you ever opened up a bag of chocolate and thought to yourself 'hmmm, this would be even [...]

By Matthew Aguilar

Have you ever opened up a bag of chocolate and thought to yourself "hmmm, this would be even better if it had The New Day on it?"

No? Heathen! How dare you not bow down to the purveyors of positivity The New Day in chocolate form! Well okay, it's not actually in their image, they're just on the wrappers, but still!

In any case, WWE is introducing a new exclusive line of chocolate that fans can only get at FYE stores. There will be eight different chocolates to choose from, each with their own WWE superstar attached. For instance, John Cena is featured in the "C" Salt Caramel Milk Chocolate, while Bray Wyatt carries the "Fearfully Dark Chocolate. AJ Styles boasts the Phenomenal Milk Chocolate, while The New Day experiments with Hand Clappin Pop Rock Chocolate.

For the RAW side of things, Randy Orton is featured in the Apex Predator Milk Chocolate, while Seth Rollins has The Architect's Milk Chocolate. Finn Balor has the fiery Chipotle Dark Chocolate, and Roman Reigns rounds things out with The Big Dog's Milk Chocolate. These are all good flavors and all, but where are all the women? It's a bit odd right?

You can view the wrappers in the tweet above.

Since WWE chocolate is now a thing, it would be interesting to see them branch out into other food types. WWE could certainly spice up the Hamberger Helper side of things with flavors like "Always Hype Gumbo Burger" or "Lass Kicker Stroganoff". That's the beginning of a strong lineup, but how about a popsicle line? The Big Show would have a popsicle with flavors mixed all throughout, representing his numerous heel and face turns. Now you don't have to decide what flavor you want, you can have all of them!

Yeah, this is all surefire gold.

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