Five Most Vicious Fantastic Four Movie Video Reviews

There's something really cathartic about just trashing a movie you didn't like.

Sometimes -- when you get guys like Bob "MovieBob" Chipan -- it can seem like it's out of proportion to the offense of the film, since his most popular work tends to be when he's at his angriest. Other times, a movie is such an egregious crime against the senses that we can all collectively agree it's deserved.

Well, it seems almost all critics -- except 9% of them anyway -- have decided that about Josh Trank's Fantastic Four.

"I didn't hate it the way I thought I was going to hate it," comes probably the most positive thing in any of these reviews. Check 'em out below.

Warning. NSFW.

Fantastic Four is a contemporary re-imagining of Marvel's original and longest-running superhero team, created by Jack Kirby and Stan Lee. The film centers on four young outsiders who teleport to an alternate and dangerous universe, which alters their physical form in shocking ways. Their lives irrevocably upended, the team must learn to harness their daunting new abilities and work together to save Earth from a former friend turned enemy.

Fantastic Four stars Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan, Kate Mara, Jamie Bell, and Toby Kebbell. Fantastic Four is scheduled to be released in movie theaters on August 7, 2015.