Nicolas Cage Not A Vampire, But He Does Have A Clone

Nicolas Cage may not be a vampire, but he does have a clone apparently. On this week's Saturday Night Live, Nicolas Cage and his clone showed up to promote his upcoming Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance movie during a Weekend Update segment. At first Seth Myers was surprised to see two Nicolas Cages next to him, but as one of the Nicolas Cages explained, "As everyone knows, my dream as an actor is to appear in every film ever released. However until now, I've only been able to muster a measly ninety percent, bringing shame upon my dojo. But fortunately today, science has prevailed, and I'm proud to announce that my cloning experiment has finally come to fruition." In plugging Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, the Nicolas Cages said, "It has the two key qualities of a classic Nic Cage action film.  Number one: all the dialogue is either whispered or screamed. And of course, number two: everything in the movie is on fire." Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance opens in theaters in the United States on February 17, 2012.