'Christopher Robin' Trailer Sparks a Paddington vs. Pooh Bear Debate
The first trailer for Disney's Christopher Robin debuted today -- and it sparked a unique Internet [...]
@ListenToBrunch
prevnextYou vs. the bear she told you not to worry about pic.twitter.com/SBU8ee99UH
— BRUNCH (@ListenToBrunch) March 6, 2018
@kittentarantino
prevnextPaddington is a real bear and Pooh is an anthropomorphic teddy bear - stop pitting bears against each other. WE CAN HAVE BOTH!!!
— Lauren Puga (@kittentarantino) March 6, 2018
@kiefdemons
prevnextpaddington (who represents the freudian concept of the super-ego) loves marmalade, which contains all the vitamins and minerals a bear needs for a whole day. winnie the pooh (a symbol of man's id) covets honey, which is gluttonous bee excrement that has no nutritional value.
— literally satan (@kiefdemons) March 6, 2018
@thisissolemons
prevnextPaddington v Pooh: Dawn of Justice
— Ethan Dunlap (@thisissolemons) March 6, 2018
@guapitx
prevnextpaddington bear would obviously physically overpower pooh but he would NEVER fight him. paddington would offer him some marmalade and kind words
— antonio (@guapitx) March 6, 2018
@VyceVictus
prevnextInspired by @karenyhan, I chose to become my own hero: pic.twitter.com/LhZrprvDeJ
— VyceVictus (@VyceVictus) March 6, 2018
@The_Great_Jaxby
prevnextPeople talking about Pooh vs. Paddington, but my money is on the bear from Annihilation.
— Jack B (@The_Great_Jaxby) March 6, 2018
@brendonbigley
prevChristopher Robin is the origin story, Pooh v. Paddington is the sequel (they become friends at the end and join The Avengers), the third movie sees Pooh and Paddington team up to kill Ted.
— Brendon Bigley™ (@brendonbigley) March 6, 2018