#BatmanYelp Hashtag Goes Viral

Arkham Asylum 0/5

Do I really need to explain this? I put Joker in ten minutes ago and now there's a nuke in Metropolis #BatmanYelp

GAMBI'S TAILORING
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Worst fitting ever. Clearly polyester not kevlar as requested. Would like to give zero stars but can't. When I confronted Two-Face during a jewel heist they didn't even need to flip a coin to decide if they should laugh or not.#BatmanYelp pic.twitter.com/f0IDyj4Uuc

"First of all I have been coming to this skyscraper to brood for YEARS and no one ever said anything. Now I came here last night and new owner sent SECURITY to ask me to leave?! Bad view of Gotham anyway. Never perching there again.#BatmanYelp

Ace O' Clubs: Nearly stepped on by giant redheaded turtle on the way in.
Superman memorabilia EVERYWHERE. Only photo of Batman defaced with permanent marker. Collected sample of ink for later analysis. Clientele had no useful info on Joker. Good ginger ale. 2 stars#BatmanYelp

Cops need to step it up - so much crime at night, where are you during the day? Stop saving it all for me.#BatmanYelp

Titans Tower, New York. It's shaped like a "T" that's good branding. I'm a big fan of branding 10 out of 10. #BatmanYelp

Gotham Adoption Services: 2/5

‘Total lack of suitable orphans: No acrobats, child soldiers, or parkour experts.

Weapons training facilities non-existent, though properly austere rooms.

Insistence on FORMS to be filled out.

I don’t do paperwork.

I’m Batman’#BatmanYelp https://t.co/BCROLGB5MH

3 out of 5.

Had dinner with my kids. Food was fine, but the staff kept getting distracted by my oldest son's butt. They also kept trying to give my youngest the kid's menu, which...caused problems.
No complaints from my daughter, though she doesn't ever say much.#BatmanYelp

Worst Alley in the world.#CrimeAlley #BatmanYelp pic.twitter.com/wsi4tm143n

"Disappointing. No Horsey Sauce and counter girl made fun of my cape. BAD ARBY'S."#BatmanYelp