Super Bowl 50: All The Commercials In One Spot

Pepsi

Grammy nominee Janelle Monae stars in this Pepsi spot featuring several different eras of music and dance.

Coke

Coke teamed up with Marvel for this spot featuring Ant-Man and the Hulk fighting over a Coke Mini. I hope someone can explain where this fits in Marvel's movie continuity, as the Hulk had gone AWOL before Ant-Man became a hero.

Pokemon

Nintendo has released a special commercial to celebrate Pokemon's 20th anniversary. While the commercial doesn't promote an individual product, Nintendo is rolling out plenty of merchandise, promotions and games to commemorate the popular video game franchise.

LG Oled TV

Liam Neeson and Ridley Scott team up to promote LG's revolutionary new TV. Ridley Scott previously directed Apple's famous "1984" Super Bowl ad.

T-Mobile

T-Mobile's Super Bowl commercial features Drake poking fun at his much parodied "Hotline Bling" commercial.

Mountain Dew Kickstart

Mountain Dew wants you to drink a Kickstart to forget about the "puppymonkeybaby" abomination that appears in its Super Bowl commercial.

Budweiser

Budweiser wants you to know that its beer is mass produced, mass shipped, and is easily chuggable. It also wants you to know its Clydesdales aren't ponies.

Heinz Ketchup

A stampede of adorable weiner dogs dressed up like weiners rush towards a family of ketchup cosplayers in this pretty cute Heinz commercial. And by weiners, we mean hot dogs.

Budweiser/Drunk Driving

Helen Mirren BLASTS drunk drivers in this public service announcement sponsored by Budweiser. On a related note, don't ever tick off Helen Mirren.

Toyota

Toyota's big Super Bowl ad features a man singing about his Prius. Don't worry, it's very badass.

Amazon

Alec Baldwin, Missy Elliot and Dan Marino will all appear in commercials to promote Amazon's new Echo device. Surprisingly, this is Amazon's first Super Bowl ad campaign.

Bud Light

Amy Schumer and Seth Rogan are starting the "Bud Light Party" to end political strife in America. With a big caucus joke, cameos by Paul Rudd and Michael Pena, and an extended Indpendence Day quote, Bud Light is hoping humor can unite partisan divides.

Skittles

Steven Tyler looks into the eyes of true horror when he views a talking portrait of himself made of Skittles. This is the commercial which will have people saying "Hey, Steven Tyler is still alive!"

Audi

A retired astronaut regains his zeal for life by driving an Audi R8. Audi gets bonus points for using David Bowie's "Starman" as the track for the commercial.

The NFL

The NFL wants you to know that football is an aphrodisiac! The football league has assembled a choir of "Super Bowl Babies", children born nine months after their city won the Super Bowl, to sing a parody of "Kiss From a Rose". If watching the actual spawn of football sing wasn't enough, Seal also appears in the commercial.

Apartments.com

Jeff Goldblum is "Movin' On Up" as he plays the piano and sings while showcasing some of the many apartments you can find on Apartments.com.

Shock Top

Silicon Valley's TJ Miller gets repeatedly insulted by a talking beer tap handle. I hope Miller got paid well for this, because he's going to need some money for some BURN CREAM.

Axe Body Spray

Axe has dumped the frat boy demographic in favor of appealing to a more diverse customer base. Axe's new ad says you don't need a six pack to "find your magic", but you probably still need their pungent body spray.

Avocados from Mexico

Watch an alien murder someone in front of an imprisoned Scott Baio, all in the name of avocados from Mexico. This might win this year's "Weirdest Super Bowl Commercial" title.

Michelob

Michelob's Super Bowl spot is all about working out and breathing. Beer's a great way to replenish all the calories you lose by exercising, after all.

Doritos

Dogs try to outsmart a pesky store manager to get their paws on some delicious Doritos. Doritos will also air one lucky fan's homemade ad as part of their "Crash the Super Bowl" contest. The winner will also get a million bucks and an opportunity to work alongside Batman V. Superman's Zack Snyder.

Snickers

Snickers pulls another one of their patented celebrity "switcheroos" when it replaces Marilyn Monroe with Willem Dafoe while filming an iconic movie moment.

Schick Razors

Nope, this isn't a trailer for the next Transformers movie. It's a commercial for Schick's new razor line.

Marmot

Marmot, a tent manufacturer, had a commercial that features a marmot.

Prius

A group of robbers in a Prius become national sensations in Toyota's Super Bowl spot.

Butterfingers

Butterfingers uses an increasingly dangerous motocross jump to encourage consumers to get "Bolder Than Bolder Than Bolder Than Bold" and promote its crunchy candy bar.

Taco Bell

Taco Bell is teasing a new "mystery product" that will debut during the Super Bowl in a commercial featuring James Harden. Here's a preview of the commercial, featuring Harden holding a green box.

UPDATE: They call it a quesalupa.

Jeep

Jeep's commercial went with a patriotic slant, showing portraits of members of the US military.

Mini

A host of celebrities, including Serena Williams, Randy Johnson and Abby Wambach, encourages you to #DefyLabels and buy a Mini Clubman. Mini's aren't just for average sized non-athletes anymore.

Acura

Acura's Super Bowl selection shows off their NSX brand while Van Halen's "Runnin' With the Devil" plays in the background. If there's one thing David Lee Roth is good for, it's making excited noises for luxury car brands.

Hyundai

Welcome to Ryanville, population....you. Hyundai has hired Ryan Reynolds and dozens of his clones to appear in their commercial, which promotes their "Don't Run Over the World's Sexist Man" feature.

PayPal

PayPal is all about the money, or lack thereof. Their new commercial points out the rapidly changing financial system.

GoPro

GoPro's big commercial is a collection of some of the many action shots captured by their specialty cameras.

WeatherTech

WeatherTech, an automotive floor mat company, is showcasing its employees in its big Super Bowl spot. I guess there's not much witty to say about floor mats.

Intuit/Death Wish Coffee

For a second year, Intuit (maker of the financial software QuickBooks) gave its Super Bowl spot to a small business. This year, they helped Death Wish Coffee, a New York coffee roaster, get ad time during the big game.

Wix.com

Wix.com, a website builder, has enlisted the stars of Kung Fu Panda 3 to help them promote their website design site.

Kia

Christopher Walken wears a polka dot sock on his hand to promote the Kia Optima. Unfortunately, he doesn't do any dancing.

Colgate

Colgate wants you to not waste water while brushing your teeth. They spent millions of dollars on a Super Bowl ad to tell you that.

Honda

Sheep sing Queen's "Somebody to Love" to promote Honda's new Ridgeline truck. The Ridgeline comes with a truck bed audio system, which seems like a very practical feature.

TurboTax

We don't know who will appear in TurboTax's big Super Bowl ad, but it won't be Inside the Actor's Studio host James Lipton.

UPDATE: It's Anthony Hopkins.

SoFi

SoFi's first Super Bowl ad hasn't been a smooth ride. The mortgage company made a last minute change to delete a line that implied that most people watching the Super Bowl wouldn't qualify for one of their loans.

SunTrust Banks

SunTrust Banks wants you to hold your breath so they can catch it in their Super Bowl ad.

Quicken Loans

Quicken Loans has a new "Rocket Mortgage" app that allows you to get a mortgage to purchase a house from the convenience of your phone. Seems financially sound.

SquareSpace

Key and Peele are going meta on behalf of SquareSpace, a website design company. The two will play amateur sportscasters who set up a SquareSpace page in order to provide commentary for the Super Bowl, but discover they don't have rights to livecast the game. Instead, Key and Peele will simply ad lib for four hours, talking about anything BUT the big game. The full commentary will be available here during the game.