Transformers: The Last Knight Trailer Released

Transformers: The Last Knight continues Michael Bay's cash-stacking run on the Transformers movie franchise - and for many detractors, yet more proof that there is no god watching over the movie industry, or their sacred childhoods.

Still, even for the hardcore Transformers movie fan, there is improvement to be made on Bay's disappointing fourth installment, Transformers: Age of Extinction. The first trailer for The Last Knight is now out, and it seems like... we're getting another Bay Transformers movie by the numbers.

• Slow-mo Running
• Big Explosions
• Heoric human hero / Overly arch human villain / eye candy female / cheesy-to-offense human comedic relief
• New shiny bots (read: Hasbro toys) on display
• Human history revised to include ridiculous Transformers Links
• Optimus Prime giving epic speech

...Yep, it's all there. You know what it is, by now, and if you want to put it in front of your eyeballs when it hits theaters. For all the complaints, these movies have made it to No. 5 riding a wave of money; so even if you say out loud you'll never see it...

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Transformers: The Last Knight is directed by Michael bay, and stars Mark Wahlberg, Stanley Tucci, Isabela Moner, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro, Liam Garrigan, Jerrod Carmichael, Mitch Pileggi, Laura Haddock, Santiago Cabrera, and Anthony Hopkins.

Transformers: The Last Knight is set for release June 23, 2017.